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The piece of cod that passeth all understanding :p


Dear Ms Whiting,
Holy mackerel, at first I planned to ignore it, refuse to flounder, instead serenade you to the tuna my version of ‘salmon-chanted evening’; but that smelt wrong. Could I just look down from my high moral perch and skate past it, as it were? But then I mullet over, I mean cod knows I’m not one to carp - not my plaice etc. - so I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear, yes, for the halibut I’ll make-believe I’m hard of herring…

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cc: Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
 
well at that time the husbands were wearing blooming great codpieces! :rolleyes: :p
Ah, the codpiece. from a time when men were men and not afraid to show it.
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Of course, like modern bras, a lot of them were "augmented".
It does make sense on a suit of armor though. There are some things you really want protected.
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Have you noticed that in film and TV productions like The Tudors, Wolf Hall and Borgias, the codpieces are missing or minimal?
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I guess modern audiences aren't ready for that much reality.:D
 

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Dear Ms Whiting,
Holy mackerel, at first I planned to ignore it, refuse to flounder, instead serenade you to the tuna my version of ‘salmon-chanted evening’; but that smelt wrong. Could I just look down from my high moral perch and skate past it, as it were? But then I mullet over, I mean cod knows I’m not one to carp - not my plaice etc. - so I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear, yes, for the halibut I’ll make-believe I’m hard of herring…

cc: Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

High waist Bermuda shorts ... it must be Friday in the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointy bra ?????

Let's hope not! ;)

I love those retro pics!!!!!

The clothes were horrible but some did say "hello it's me!"

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Too silly?

:)
 
I can see clearly now, her clothes are gone,
I can see everything clear as day
Gone are the dark streaks that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
voyeuristic day.

Window Washer's theme song?

(apologies to Johny Nash) ;)
 
I can see clearly now, her clothes are gone,
I can see everything clear as day
Gone are the dark streaks that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
voyeuristic day.

Window Washer's theme song?

(apologies to Johny Nash) ;)

Look all around, there's nothing but beauties
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but beauties

:)
 
No comment on my piscatorial communique...? :BoredSmiley:
Well, bless my sole, I'm a shad-ow of my former self. :(
Well, we cod have, but we had no bass-is for knowing you were trawling for comments. Salmon should have told us.:cool:
Beautiful set. I can't pick a favourite.:)
High waist Bermuda shorts ... it must be Friday in the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointy bra ?????

Let's hope not! ;)

I love those retro pics!!!!!

The clothes were horrible but some did say "hello it's me!"

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Too silly?

:)
Silly? Not at all, Rapunzel. Just let down your hair.:D
 
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