El Coyote's Odds And Ends

[Dorothy Brown]

For heavens sake don`t start screaming Barbaria, that`s what they like
you will have a problem walking for a while when they take you down
but it will wear off. you should`nt have visited Mr Tree`s ranch anyway,
him and his friends are getting stoned on Jack Daniels so be prepared
for the shocking your right boob will get once they come looking for
more fun, you can scream then, you won`t be able to stop yourself

 

[Barbaria1]

For heavens sake don`t start screaming Barbaria, that`s what they like
you will have a problem walking for a while when they take you down
but it will wear off. you should`nt have visited Mr Tree`s ranch anyway,
him and his friends are getting stoned on Jack Daniels so be prepared
for the shocking your right boob will get once they come looking for
more fun, you can scream then, you won`t be able to stop yourself

Tree is known for his woodworking

 

[Dorothy Brown]

It`s Quicker Than Crucifixion Barbaria

 

[Barbaria1]

It`s Quicker Than Crucifixion Barbaria

Gulp!!! Am I about to lose my head proving your point, Dottie? Perhaps we should just stick to theory?

 

[Dorothy Brown]

I`ve Got Splinters In My Fingers

 

[Loxuru]

I`ve Got Splinters In My Fingers

You should buy Premium French wood!

 

[Dorothy Brown]

That`s a nice one, hav`nt seen that one before

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Can You Fix Up An Electric Heater, It`s Cold Up Here
I Don`t Want To End Up Like Xena

 

[Madiosi]

Can You Fix Up An Electric Heater, It`s Cold Up Here
I Don`t Want To End Up Like Xena

Eulalia said: ↑
Frustrating day, but things came right in the end - this morning guys laying an electric cable sliced through our phone cable, so I had no internet or landline. To their credit (which they don't often get or deserve), BT Openreach came pretty quickly and their guy spent about 4 hours in a WW I style trench up to his butt in mud sorting out the mess.

It's truly cold now for @Dorothy Brown

 

[thehangingtree]

Eulalia said: ↑
Frustrating day, but things came right in the end - this morning guys laying an electric cable sliced through our phone cable, so I had no internet or landline. To their credit (which they don't often get or deserve), BT Openreach came pretty quickly and their guy spent about 4 hours in a WW I style trench up to his butt in mud sorting out the mess.

It's truly cold now for @Dorothy Brown
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It is said the safest way to warm a human body is skin to skin contact so the Boys will be invited up to lick her off...
"Let's get ready to RUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLEEEE!"



That is 'rumble' as in wrestling if you are translating....

"Now gentlemen this a fine lady named Dorothy Brown and I want you to respect..."



He was lucky to survive the stampede...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

I Like Wrestling, Especially Under The Bed Covers

 

[thehangingtree]

I Like Wrestling, Especially Under The Bed Covers

He thinks he wins when he gets his cock in your mouth and you know you did when he gets his cock in your mouth...

A 'win-win' in life is a good thing...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Funny you should say that Mr Tree ,i gave him one an hour ago
and he is sleeping like a baby right now, i have just made a drink
to take the taste away,always a bit salty

 

[thehangingtree]

Funny you should say that Mr Tree ,i gave him one an hour ago
and he is sleeping like a baby right now, i have just made a drink
to take the taste away,always a bit salty

She made a Margareta... no need to salt the rim of the glass I suspect...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

It was a Sweet Sherry ,a large one

 

[Dorothy Brown]

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=199280822

For girls who like girl on girl watch this, if tickling is not your
thing move it to around three quarters of the way on to where
the girl in the animal print bikini starts to use the dildo on her
and just watch their reactions and the girl in the bikini knows
how to use her fingers too

 

[thehangingtree]

Tree bet me $100K I couldn't keep my knees together for one hour locked in a chair. What does he think I am, some kind of British slut? He locks me in, pulls a pin out of a hand grenade and puts it between my knees.

Tree, I didn't agree to this...

At 47 minutes the fucking grenade slips from between my knees... Shit...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

I Don`t Think You Like Me Mr Tree

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Oh Barbaria, What Has He Done To You

Naughty Mr Tree

 

[thehangingtree]

I Don`t Think You Like Me Mr Tree

I'd have put the grenade in your pussy but it would have wet down the fuse and that would be no fun...