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Once we in the UK are free of the rules of the EC, we can reintroduce our old weights and measures, and allow some new ones:


52 cards: 1 decacards.

1,000 aches: one kilohurtz.

2,000 lb of Chinese soup: won ton.

2,000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

Basic unit of laryngitis: one hoarsepower.

One million microphones: one megaphone.

Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement. one bananosecond
 
Once we in the UK are free of the rules of the EC, we can reintroduce our old weights and measures, and allow some new ones:


52 cards: 1 decacards.

1,000 aches: one kilohurtz.

2,000 lb of Chinese soup: won ton.

2,000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

Basic unit of laryngitis: one hoarsepower.

One million microphones: one megaphone.

Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement. one bananosecond

For that one you are awarded:-
1000 kilogroans = 1 megagroan
 
Once we in the UK are free of the rules of the EC, we can reintroduce our old weights and measures, and allow some new ones:


52 cards: 1 decacards.

1,000 aches: one kilohurtz.

2,000 lb of Chinese soup: won ton.

2,000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

Basic unit of laryngitis: one hoarsepower.

One million microphones: one megaphone.

Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement. one bananosecond
:meparto:
 
A man called his kids together, held up a toy and asked them who should get it.

'Who never talks back to Mother and does everything she says?'

Three small voices answered in unison. 'OK, Dad, you can have it.'
 
I have absolutely no idea of the authenticity of this story, but it made me smile, so I hope, regardless of your politics, that it does for you.

Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.

She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.

So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus. Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent this response back:

Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.
 
I have absolutely no idea of the authenticity of this story, but it made me smile, so I hope, regardless of your politics, that it does for you.

Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.

She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.

So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus. Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent this response back:

Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.
We want all be to proud of our ancestors. But, it is out of our influence. We all can not for our ancestors, if good or bad persons.
We should us concentrate on the own doings. For a better world, maybe.
 
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