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Where are your hands Mr. Steele? What doing you on my hips? Let me leave!
View attachment 577095You Guys and your words...
There's an old song that goes:
Aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us
Our figurehead
Was a whore in bed
And
I suppose I should stick that in my limerick thread also
Um... I will say noI don’t do blowjobs ...
40 whacks! Clearly to much whacks, for this marginal verbal slip.And I noticed.Eul please give Wragg forty whacks!
That'll make eighty! She already owes me forty!And I noticed.Eul please give Wragg forty whacks!
Where are your hands Mr. Steele? What doing you on my hips? Let me leave!
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George Windar was as excellent a host as anyone could wish for. Jollyrei and I had been met at the quayside in New York by his driver and a limousine, we had eaten in the finest restaurants, been to the best clubs, and seen the best shows on Broadway. Nothing was too much trouble for him, and Jollyrei and I were enjoying ourselves hugely.
It beats the hell out of toast set out on a rack to cool.we arranged ourselves around the outside of the pancakes, maple syrup, and bagels that pass for breakfast in this part of the world.
We can hope.Do you think Spike Sharp might have fallen overboard?”
You sure that wasn't The New York Post?‘MASS CRUCIFIXION IN NORTHWEST ARKANSAS’ read the headline.
You sure that wasn't The New York Post?
A little late, but I think the British nautical term is Bristols (mystified colonials - think Bristol City's.... )Only landlubbers use this word 'knockers'. Actually, 'fenders' sounds like a more appropriate maritime terminology!
Now Wragg is blissfully unaware of course, but Jeeves may have prescient awareness,“These photographs, Jeeves.”
“Sir?”
“Burn them.”
“Very good, sir.”
Didn't we meet at Lords?I can't say I remember how it is that we knew each other,
You haven't lived till you've had one of Jeeves' Full English Breakfasts (capitals mandatory)It beats the hell out of toast set out on a rack to cool.
And the nearest crucifixion was in Northwest Arkansas!A most entertaining story, Wragg. It was a real pleasure. I'd read it again in a new York minute..
The Post headline would read NAB ARBOREAL ARKANSAN IN MASS CUTIE CRUX!
I do hope you are rightNow Wragg is blissfully unaware of course, but Jeeves may have prescient awareness,
that 'burn them' will come to mean 'record them permanently in electronic form,
so that they may be displayed in high-class forums frequented by ladies and gentlemen of taste...'
Excellent point, but Barb seems fixated on the term "knockers" now. Is that our new mot juste?Remarkable, the tumescencing tit.
Father (that's the former lordship) was a bounder, but was also quite fond of the current Dowager. He left her the whole packet when he popped off, probably because he kept sending me off to school and forgot I was a going concern. Makes for a damn touchy lifestyle.The Dowager had a huge independent fortune, and Jollyrei was the proud owner of a title and a crumbling castle and not much else, so his gloom was even deeper than mine.
Good man, Jeeves! Saved our bacon, what. I suppose it couldn't hurt for me to pop into Mayfair and visit the Mater with some of Holland's most colourful botanicals (that and reacquaint myself with Lady Deb's new parlourmaid).“Indeed he will, sir, but I would anticipate that the news contained in your letter may somewhat ameliorate his mood. I took the liberty of cabling to her Ladyship to inform her that I had the photographs and the negatives in safe custody, and that I was sure that you would ensure that they were safely destroyed if only Countess Deborah and herself reconsidered the terms of their wills.”
Excellent point, but Barb seems fixated on the term "knockers" now. Is that our new mot juste?
Hsve a little respect please ... I don’t believe “knockers” to be a very polite thing to call them!
Windar, isn’t that term a tad redundant?
Although truth be told you do have a splendid pair of, um, attributes? Figureheads?
It must be near the end of the voyage, now that the Sandy Hook Pilot has come aboard...