Merry Christmas

[Praefectus Praetorio]

More Gifs
Dickens Christmas
Disney
Minimalist
Rushing the Season

 

[Jollyrei]

Hint - Christmas Ornament with Merry Xmas floating in front

Okay, I saw it. I couldn't make out the text on the mobile. I was sort of hoping for a naked Christmas Elf Girl, but we take what we get, I suppose.

 

[Eulalia]

I was sort of hoping for a naked Christmas Elf Girl,

I'm sure you'll manage to see one if you wish hard enough, Jolly

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

naked Christmas Elf Girl

I've been looking for one, preferably being crucified.

 

[Darkprincess69]

Merry Christmas to everybody in here, especially all the lovely ladies



However you celebrate this time of year, make sure you all have fun

 

[Jollyrei]

I'm sure you'll manage to see one if you wish hard enough, Jolly

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

First three are nudes; Last is a moving 3D mobius strip

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I'm sure you'll manage to see one if you wish hard enough, Jolly

Are you making an oblique, derogatory remark about the male brain?

 

[Naraku]

Santa's fine, but I think the members would identify more with Krampus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus
After all, Santa carries a bag of toys. Krampus carries chains and birch rods. Yes, I know he traditionally punishes children, which is against our rules, but, ever since the XIX century, the Germans recognized that he could have other target for birching. Some of them seem very willing to take their punishment.

 

[Naraku]

Krampus continued:
And, ever since the XIX century, the Germanic people have recognized that their could be a female version for men who "needed" to be punished.

Sacher-Masoch was Austrian you know.

 

[bobinder]

#3 is gorgeous - I've tracked it down as the work of one Leonid Afremov -
as he's a living artist offering works for sale, I'll mention that he has a website.

Afremov is fun. I've used his paintings for a couple of crux manips. Not sure he would technically approve - his paintings feature more umbrellas than whips and crosses.

And he's on DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/leonidafremov

 

[Barbaria1]

There's a pic of Waldo whipping Barb in there? I can't find it.

Waldo who?

 

[ShadowWolf]

Original version of Santa Baby:

 

[Jollyrei]

And he's on DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/leonidafremov

When did he move to Mexico? I thought he was in Israel, last time I looked.

 

[Jollyrei]

Waldo who?

Most people ask, "where's Waldo". Trust you to go outside the box.

 

[bobinder]

When did he move to Mexico? I thought he was in Israel, last time I looked.

2010.
He's moved around the world - born in Belarus, lived in Israel, Florida and now Mexico -
https://afremov.com/Leonid-Afremov-bio.html?bid=1&partner=13939

 

[phlebas]

Santa keeps a little list



If you're good, he may have something special lined up for you

 

[Naraku]

I found this looking for something else.
It does fit our theme but it is...well...disturbing.

 

[cruxlover]

I found this looking for something else.
It does fit our theme but it is...well...disturbing.
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Well this is quite correct, as it said in the paper earlier this week (so it must be true), "Santa's reindeer must all be female as, by December, the male reindeer have all shed their antlers" (ready to grow a new set for the rut no doubt).
In addition:
Some Exeter University researchers have concluded that reindeer are color-blind so the other reindeer would not notice whether Rudolph's nose was red or brown, green or even orange.

 

[Jollyrei]

SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT.


REMEMBER, SANTA DOESN'T COME IF YOU STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT.


THE SEASON FOR HOLLY, AND BEING JOLLY, AND OTHER THINGS ENDING IN "OLLY".


SO ANYWAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO!

(I THINK I'M REALLY CATCHING ON TO THIS FESTIVE SPIRIT THING NOW, DON'T YOU?)