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The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy (a widower), Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
 
I believe the hand you are probably most familiar with is this one

Dead man's hand.jpg's hand.jpg (dead man's hand)
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER REALLY BOTHERED TO CHECK. NOW I'M CURIOUS. I WILL ASK BARB, KATHY, OR MARCELLA WHAT CARDS THEY ARE CARRYING THE NEXT TIME THEY GET THEMSELVES CRUCIFIED, AND SEE IF THERE IS ANY SORT OF CONSISTENCY. :cool: :devil:
I AM A BIG FAN OF THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD OF INQUIRY, YOU KNOW.
 
I believe the hand you are probably most familiar with is this one

View attachment 784896 (dead man's hand)

(Of course, should you be dealt such a hand, I am sure no-one would be gauche enough to refer to it as such......)
James Butler Hickok (better known as "Wild Bill" Hickok) when he was shot in the back of the head by Jack McCall on August 2, 1876, in Nuttal & Mann's Saloon at Deadwood, Dakota Territory. Reportedly, Hickok's final hand included the aces and eights of both black suits.

Then, there is this one:
Recovering from...(fill in the blank)
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This sign is posted in a French church:

En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.
Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.

Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.

Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et
parle lui.

Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.

Translation:

It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.

On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.

Thank you for turning off your phone.

If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and

talk to him.

If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
 
This sign is posted in a French church:

En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.
Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.

Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.

Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et
parle lui.

Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.

Translation:

It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.

On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.

Thank you for turning off your phone.

If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and

talk to him.

If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
Who says the Church isn't a source of wisdom anymore!
 
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