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Who's scratching now?

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Friday 6 April 2001
The Guardian


During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham, who died 40 years ago,
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving
pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
 
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