No, that was because the West door didn't have a HandelI once saw a note pinned on the west door of a church that said
'Messiah: use south door'
At least they were ready for him!
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Barb Time-travels To Jerusalem In 33 Ad
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You are not Dorothy Brown and have not earned the right to call me Mr. Tree. Fuck the demerits...Don't put on that innocent act Mr. Tree!!!!
'Get it on... Bang a gong... Get on..."
Tree
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Since he drinks Seagrams ... we can be fairly sure that is not a Canadain Club and the only Beam, Jim has seen is on old game shows.
So! Stay thirsty!
So! Stay thirsty!
Gunner, could you take care of this???And demerits you will get, and with vengeance
"Sure Boss!"
I'd have taken care of this but I had a prior commitment!
Tree
...no, Ulrika, Barb won't mind (I hope)...
Now what???Nooooooooooooo ....
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Just look around! So many who think they are!I must have lived a sheltered life.... I've never even seen one messiah, smiling or otherwise
Until I went to a local record shop, and, lo and behold, there was our address printed on one of the AC/DC album sleeves.
But why was your address printed on the album sleeve? Had the house previously belonged to someone connected to the band, or was it a typo?
I am going to borrow this thread soon to add the next chapter if all of you don't mind...
Just don't keep it too long, Tree
I once saw a note pinned on the west door of a church that said
'Messiah: use south door'
At least they were ready for him!
Love it
A previous owner had operated the AC/DC fan club from my house. Stupidly he hadn't used a PO box number, and had simply published the address.But why was your address printed on the album sleeve? Had the house previously belonged to someone connected to the band, or was it a typo?
Just don't keep it too long, Tree
Love it
Not the person I bought it from, though the AC/DC fan club somehow slipped her mind during the process of selling the house.
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Well, it's been a few days and no alerts on this again, but I'm caught up. That seems to prove the old adage that if a Tree writes a story when you're not watching, girls still get crucified.
One of your best, I think, Tree. And Barb's in good form too - who knew she could be crucified for over a day and still be able to throw demerits like that?
One of your best, I think, Tree. And Barb's in good form too - who knew she could be crucified for over a day and still be able to throw demerits like that?
She is an amazing woman... You better catch up with 'Marcella gets tagged...'Well, it's been a few days and no alerts on this again, but I'm caught up. That seems to prove the old adage that if a Tree writes a story when you're not watching, girls still get crucified.
One of your best, I think, Tree. And Barb's in good form too - who knew she could be crucified for over a day and still be able to throw demerits like that?
Jerusalem 33 AD… night falls on the Sabbath…
“I can’t do another night! I just want to die” Medusa screams.
I can’t deny I don’t share her thoughts yet in the back of my mind I beg someone named ‘Wragg’ to bring me back to somewhere… I don’t remember where…
Sometime in the dark she dies. Diana groans “I am spent. I wanted to stay with you, Barbara.”
“Find your rest” I reply.
“Please forgive my sins”
I want to scream I am not god but gasp “Your sins are forgiven, Diana.”
“Thank you, my goddess”
“You are welcome” I say but get no reply. I am going to hell for this whoever I am...
“Diana, are you there? …Diana???”
Fuck, I am alone nailed to this cross. It starts rain and I am so alone…
-Barbara of Nazareth… or am I from somewhere else… I am confused…
Tree
“I can’t do another night! I just want to die” Medusa screams.
I can’t deny I don’t share her thoughts yet in the back of my mind I beg someone named ‘Wragg’ to bring me back to somewhere… I don’t remember where…
Sometime in the dark she dies. Diana groans “I am spent. I wanted to stay with you, Barbara.”
“Find your rest” I reply.
“Please forgive my sins”
I want to scream I am not god but gasp “Your sins are forgiven, Diana.”
“Thank you, my goddess”
“You are welcome” I say but get no reply. I am going to hell for this whoever I am...
“Diana, are you there? …Diana???”
Fuck, I am alone nailed to this cross. It starts rain and I am so alone…
-Barbara of Nazareth… or am I from somewhere else… I am confused…
Tree
The ol' oak sleeps...
Be well all...
Tree
Be well all...
Tree
Come on, Wragg, wake up!
Oh, hang on, that's me!
Here I am dying ... and surrounded by incompetents! Only on a Tree thread.
I WOULD NOTE THAT I'M NOT PART OF THE TIME MACHINE MAINTENANCE CREW. I MERELY MAKE AN OBSERVATION OUT OF PROFESSIONAL INTEREST. I MET YOUR, ER, COLLEAGUES A FEW MINUTES AGO. NICE GIRLS, I THOUGHT. ARE YOU GOING TO BE LONG?View attachment 451708 Here I am dying ... and surrounded by incompetents! Only on a Tree thread.
Where the hell did I put that instruction manual?View attachment 451708 Here I am dying ... and surrounded by incompetents! Only on a Tree thread.