• Sign up or login, and you'll have full access to opportunities of forum.

Barb’s indiscretion

Go to CruxDreams.com
Barbaria1 said:
Phlebas makes this sound like an Olympic event and he is my coach and trainer. :rolleyes:
Click to expand...

Barb you know my fantasies too well! Crux would be an ideal endurance event, I'd love to see it at the olympics, and when that day comes Barb I'll be there for you. It must come, so I think we should discuss your training regime. Freedom of movement is key, so let's start by removing all your clothes . . . . . . .
861c404e129aa0e1593e8e6e21d04f33.jpg

then perhaps a little light whipping?
tumblr_nv64vaIlNr1uoex9wo1_400.gif

A dip in the pool
capl5.jpg

and some yoga?
Classy-porn-pictures-Caprice-Sexy-yoga-13-1200x800.jpg
 
thehangingtree said:
Saturday morning brings the sun and a return of the warmth of the day. It is not as hot as yesterday’s afternoon but I am weak from my crucifixion.
Click to expand...
Barb's crux-weather brought to you by Cruxton Abbey vineyards.

thehangingtree said:
Do I have the physical strength and the mental fortitude to live until noon?
Click to expand...
IS THERE LUNCHEON BEING SERVED? I'M A BIT PECKISH MYSELF.

thehangingtree said:
Most of the other women have died on their crosses.
Click to expand...
IT HAS BEEN A BIT OF A BUSY NIGHT FOR SOME OF US.

thehangingtree said:
Most never felt the piercing as they are already dead. On groaned in agony but the fatal damage has been don
Click to expand...
HEY, IS THAT STRICTLY FAIR? I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST MAKING EXTRA WORK FOR SOMEONE. DON'T THINK I DON'T NOTICE. OR THAT YOU CAN ESCAPE ME, LANCE BOY. :firedevil:
thehangingtree said:
The guards wonder off to lance the remaining women. I look over at Claire and say “I think I can make a quarter hour…”
Click to expand...
THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 15 MINUTES. ONLY ABOUT 900 SECONDS, IF MY MATH IS RIGHT.
 
Wragg said:
A quarter hour is an eternity on a cross... :eek:
Click to expand...
SURE, BUT THE ALTERNATIVE IS, ER, WELL, ETERNITY. OH FACE IT. I'LL NEVER BE AN INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER.

thehangingtree said:
Barbara and Claire survive until noon.
Click to expand...
HUH. I MIGHT BE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. :rolleyes::cool:
thehangingtree said:
They get to the private party. And soon they were drugged. They would awake in a dungeon and were locked in irons and watch another women being placed in irons.
Click to expand...
So, they lived happily ever after, eh? ;) :D

Well told, Tree. Some excellent storytelling and lots of fantastic images. :)
 
thehangingtree said:
Barbara and Claire survive until noon. After been crucified together they spent considerable time together during their recovery from their crucifixion. They spent time doing their recovery exercises together.
View attachment 632589
Later they would be given a month long trip to a Caribbean resort in the middle of the winter. They also received an invitation to a private party at exclusive resort. They were given expensive gowns to wear and had their hair done at expensive boutique. Barb is less than enthused about her hair looks but Claire reminds her the limo is going to pick them just five minutes and there is little that can be done in that time.
View attachment 632590
They get to the private party. And soon they were drugged. They would awake in a dungeon and were locked in irons and watch another women being placed in irons.
View attachment 632588
Barb exclaims “I didn’t know Sandals Resort did this kind of stuff!”

The third woman says “This isn’t Sandals Resort! It is Scandals resort! We’re in this for four weeks!”

Barb should have read the small print on the invitation. But that is a story for another thread…

The end…
Click to expand...

Great story tree! I like the little twist with the ending. It reminds me of the words end of The Never Ending Story. I look forward to your next story :)
 
Jollyrei said:
SHEESH! YOU DO YOUR JOB, AND PEOPLE GET ALL UPSET. LOOK, I DIDN'T KILL THEM, BUT IF THEY DIE, THEY CAN'T JUST GET LEFT HANGING. A BIT OF RESPECT FOR THE SKILLED TRADES HERE, PLEASE.
View attachment 633615
Click to expand...
Mind what you do with that sickle! :eek:

(I've told him that before. It never made a ha'porth's worth of difference :rolleyes:}
 
Barbaria1 said:
ha’porth? What’s that?
Click to expand...
Strictly speaking, (and before Eulalia gets here) it should have two apostrophes:

ha'p'orth

It is a contraction of 'halfpennyworth', in other words, not a lot. :rolleyes:

(Oh and before I get my ears assaulted by anybody else, I know "ha'p'orth's worth" is a tautology :doh:)
 
Wragg said:
Strictly speaking, (and before Eulalia gets here) it should have two apostrophes:

ha'p'orth

It is a contraction of 'halfpennyworth', in other words, not a lot. :rolleyes:

(Oh and before I get my ears assaulted by anybody else, I know "ha'p'orth's worth" is a tautology :doh:)
Click to expand...

Ok. It's a Blighty thing ..... and it's out of date. Half pennies no longer exist, and a hundred pennies equal one pound sterling. You guys really ought to be spending euros, you know! :rolleyes:
 
Frank Petrexa said:
So you must have stolen a vintage pickup (that would explain the venomous animus here). You can't get a new car with a clutch in the US anymore--no one with a cell phone can drive no-handed.
Click to expand...
If you're under thirty in the US, do you know what a clutch is?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom