I am upset over sharing the stage with that French hussy ... an Arizona night would be preferable ... Ok, time to get me down now ... the play-acting part is over, right? Right? Hey, where is everyone going? Come back! Hey! Come back!
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Barb's Winter Vacation
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I am upset over sharing the stage with that French hussy ... an Arizona night would be preferable ... Ok, time to get me down now ... the play-acting part is over, right? Right? Hey, where is everyone going? Come back! Hey! Come back!
...then Barb's bladder involuntarily releases...
Crap... nothing has gone right on this vacation...
You just had to get that in somewhere didn't you ... just couldn't leave well enough alone
More (Moore???) demerits??? Damn! On to the epilogue...You just had to get that in somewhere didn't you ... just couldn't leave well enough alone
Barb’s Winter Vacation… the epilogue…
Even overnight while Barb’s body still hangs from the noose RR Video Productions is already starting to edit the footage of Barb’s hanging. Here is a dramatic still from the first few seconds of Barb’s hanging!
The next morning when the grave diggers came on their regular shift they
It takes quite an effort to open the noose from her neck and then while her friends watch one of the men places his foot on her belly to force the stale air from her lungs forcing Barb’s last moan. The laborers picked Barb up by her head and ankles and toss her body face down in the pine casket with her wrists still bound behind her back. They begin to place the lid on the box when Siss yells “No, don’t even think you are burying her like that!”
She bolts forward and pushes them back. Leaning over the casket she struggles to untie the ropes from Barb’s wrists. The task is made difficult by both by the tightness of the knot and her eyes filled with tears. She blinks back the tears and sees that some that have fallen have made muddy puddles on Barb’s back. Sobbing she cries “Get me water and some towels. While Eul fetches it the crew’s foreman kneels next to Siss and softly says “Let me help you.”
“I don’t need you fucking help” Siss hisses.
“As hard as she fought you’ll never get that knot undone” He replies and pulls out a knife and cuts through the rope. Eul and Danielle come up carrying a five gallon bucket of water and linens from the restaurant. Siss tenderly washes Barb’s back and the blood from her chaffed wrists before the foreman helps turn Barb’s body over. Siss washes the blood from Barb’s neck where the noose had bit into it before the foreman nods and the crew puts the lid on the coffin.
Siss cries as the lower they her casket into the grave…
“Jesus, Tree, you are a bit of a downer today…”
Tree
…OK one more epilogue… sorry…
I am so taken by Siss' conern ... so sweet. 
Barb Moore's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
Barb Moore's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
But her soul goes marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Her soul goes marching on.
QUIT READING AHEAD!!!View attachment 329965 I am so taken by Siss' conern ... so sweet.
Barb Moore's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
Barb Moore's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
But her soul goes marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Her soul goes marching on.
RR Video Productions were prepared in less than a month to release the video of Barb’s horrific hanging. The professionally done documentary was awarded numerous awards including “Best Hanging at Crux Forums” and Barb won a posthumous award at the Golden Globes Awards for bet ‘Golden Globes’!
At the end of the ‘direct to Blu-Ray’ DVD the credits crawled up the screen…
While the credits roll in a blatant rip-off of ‘Cat Ballou’ a pair of troubadours sing ‘The Ballad of Barb’.
Tree
“Has he traded Seagram’s for cocaine or is he voting for Bernie Sanders?”
Really… The end… Damn!!! That was under a week!!!
At the end of the ‘direct to Blu-Ray’ DVD the credits crawled up the screen…
The motion picture “The Hanging of Barbara Moore” is based on the short story ‘Barb goes to the Dude Ranch’ first seen at Crux forums.
The Cast:
Mayor Jollyrei… Jollyrei
Supporting actresses:
Danielle
Eulalia
Messaline
Roxie
Thessela
And
Little Siss as ‘Kathy’ and ‘Siss’
Judge Thaddeus Hangus Tree as himself and ‘Thaddeus ‘Hang them High’ Tree
Reverend Lynch as himself
The Hanging Tree as the hangman and the grave digger foreman
And starring
Barbara Moore as herself
The Cast:
Mayor Jollyrei… Jollyrei
Supporting actresses:
Danielle
Eulalia
Messaline
Roxie
Thessela
And
Little Siss as ‘Kathy’ and ‘Siss’
Judge Thaddeus Hangus Tree as himself and ‘Thaddeus ‘Hang them High’ Tree
Reverend Lynch as himself
The Hanging Tree as the hangman and the grave digger foreman
And starring
Barbara Moore as herself
While the credits roll in a blatant rip-off of ‘Cat Ballou’ a pair of troubadours sing ‘The Ballad of Barb’.
Well, Barbara Moore booked a trip
Thinking it kind of hip
She would escape the winter for a week or two
Oh more than that she surely do!
Her defiance in court did no good
At least she’s not nailed to wood
But instead she would be dead
With a rope slipped under her head
Barbara Moore… Barbara Moore
The noose makes sure you are no more
Barbara Moore…Barbara Moore
Good-bye to you western whore
Thinking it kind of hip
She would escape the winter for a week or two
Oh more than that she surely do!
Her defiance in court did no good
At least she’s not nailed to wood
But instead she would be dead
With a rope slipped under her head
Barbara Moore… Barbara Moore
The noose makes sure you are no more
Barbara Moore…Barbara Moore
Good-bye to you western whore
Tree
“Has he traded Seagram’s for cocaine or is he voting for Bernie Sanders?”
Really… The end… Damn!!! That was under a week!!!
An Original Sin Production
Simply marvelous ... what more can I say 
Hooray for Hollywood
That screwy ballyhooey Hollywood
Where any Siss, or Roxie or Eul can be a panic
With just a good looking pan
And any barmaid can be a star maid
If she dances with or without her clothes
Hooray for Hollywood,
Where you're terrific if you're even bad
Where anyone at all from Tree to Jollyrei
Is equally understood
If you go out and try your luck, you'll end up hung
Hooray for Hollywood
(That was really bad...but I am in a crazy mood tonight)
Nice epilogue Tree !!!!!
Tree appreciates Barb stuck her neck out for this story...View attachment 329975 Simply marvelous ... what more can I say
Hooray for Hollywood
That screwy ballyhooey Hollywood
Where any Siss, or Roxie or Eul can be a panic
With just a good looking pan
And any barmaid can be a star maid
If she dances with or without her clothes
Hooray for Hollywood,
Where you're terrific if you're even bad
Where anyone at all from Tree to Jollyrei
Is equally understood
If you go out and try your luck, you'll end up hung
Hooray for Hollywood
...well, yes, but I have had more fun with you other ways, Miss Moore...And got it stretched ...
Tree
Our secret is safe...But we're not telling, right?
Thank you sir... as it is still my shortest long story your long applause is appreciated... Barb would bow if she could...
pontiopilato
Governor
Barb, it appears, has as many if not more hangups than anyone else around here with tree as the primary instigator, of course.