BDSM: Where no means Yes, Yes means Harder, and Pineapple means Stop!

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I have collected a number of memes about BDSM, some with pictures, some without, some funny, some not, some sexual, some not, some even (forgive me) about love. I thought I would try posting a few. Let me know if you want to see more.
The Title meme:
Perhaps the most important rule:
And yes, some mushy stuff:

 

[Kathy]

Let me know if you want to see more

Please post more.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Something for BDSM and really for everyone on CF:

 

[montycrusto]

Perhaps the most important rule:View attachment 715389

..er.. shouldn’t that be “remember to whom you belong”?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

..er.. shouldn’t that be “remember to whom you belong”?

I had hoped that with our resident pedant, Old Slave, on vacation, that would slip through.

Correct, grammar weak, but message strong!

 

[messaline]

some even (forgive me) about love.

BDSM is a love'sceance ...

 

[montycrusto]

I had hoped that with our resident pedant, Old Slave on vacation, that would slip through.

Correct, grammar weak, but message strong!

And don’t forget correct use of commas, semi-colons and full pineapples

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

And don’t forget correct use of commas, semi-colons and full pineapples

Yes Master, I will Try. No, not the ruler! Not my knuckles!

Meanwhile back to the basics:
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[montycrusto]

Mmm... hair pulling... one of my little fetishes...
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[Praefectus Praetorio]

Mmm... hair pulling... one of my little fetishes...
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And you do it so well!

 

[montycrusto]

And you do it so well!

I’ll stop spamming your thread now and enjoy your bdsm memes (but I couldn’t resist the hair pulling thing).. Allez, continuez! Don’t pineapple!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I’ll stop spamming your thread now and enjoy your bdsm memes (but I couldn’t resist the hair pulling thing).. Allez, continuez! Don’t pineapple!

It was fun. Feel free to do again.

And you are great at hair-pulling! And a number of other abuses!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Is this true of any here?

 

[Eulalia]

What seem to be delicate little flowers often turn out to be the toughest survivors!

Nice thread, lots of good thoughts already.

BDSM is a love'sceance ...

science?
We only use séance in English for what spiritualist mediums do,
sessions where they claim to communicate with the dead -
I suppose BDSM might be a bit like that ...

Mmm... hair pulling... one of my little fetishes...
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How about a hair-pulling thread, Monty? We cater for every kinky taste here!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

If you don't live off the grid, or have good soundproofing, You need a good sign

 

[Eulalia]

If you do, you'll just be asked "Pineapple?"
If you answer "No," it will be listed as a false alarm.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Not really BDSM. More rules needed in the average Glasgow pub:

 

[Eulalia]

Not really BDSM. More rules needed in the average Glasgow pub:
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add bagpipes must be muzzled.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Is this a subset of ASL (American Sign Language)?

If only this were always true!

 

[Jon Smithie]

..er.. shouldn’t that be “remember to whom you belong”?

To Who It May Concern: About an hour ago I posted a grammatical refutation to Monycrusto's point. Then I realized that I was the one who was wrong, and to those of you who may have seen my post, that's why it's gone. I snatched it out of here, and hid it under my raincoat, hoping that no one had seen it. I'd like to let my error pass in silence, but then I realized that nothing gets by the folks here at CF. But rest assured, I will learn from my mistake.