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Eulalia

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I think there needs to be an international congress of cruxgirls where we can work out the optimum way to carry the thing.
Clearly there are several different techniques, scientific research is needed to establish how a naked girl can best carry a wooden cross half as big as she is and weighing at least as much along a rough uphill track for, say, a mile, and still be in a fit condition to put up a good display of dancing when she's hung up on it. Another study should investigate techniques for carrying just the patibulum - bound or not.
Then we can get into serious training with well-qualified coaches, even get Women's Crucifixion into the Olympics!
 
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I think there needs to be an international congress of cruxgirls where we can work out the optimum way to carry the thing.
Clearly there are several different techniques, scientific research is needed to establish how a naked girl can best carry a wooden cross half as big as she is and weighing at least as much along a rough uphill track for, say, a mile, and still be in a fit condition to put up a good display of dancing when she's hung up on it. Another study should investigate techniques for carrying just the patibulum - bound or not.
Then we can get into serious training with well-qualified coaches, even get Women's Crucifixion into the Olympics!
There are many, MANY, here who would coach for free!:very_hot::very_hot::very_hot::very_hot:
 

Barbaria1

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I think there needs to be an international congress of cruxgirls where we can work out the optimum way to carry the thing.
Clearly there are several different techniques, scientific research is needed to establish how a naked girl can best carry a wooden cross half as big as she is and weighing at least as much along a rough uphill track for, say, a mile, and still be in a fit condition to put up a good display of dancing when she's hung up on it. Another study should investigate techniques for carrying just the patibulum - bound or not.
Then we can get into serious training with well-qualified coaches, even get Women's Crucifixion into the Olympics!
Messa could develop a lighter weight premium wood ...:rolleyes:

There are many, MANY, here who would coach for free!:very_hot::very_hot::very_hot::very_hot:
I suspect there are ...
 
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There are many, MANY, here who would coach for free!:very_hot::very_hot::very_hot::very_hot:
I think a necessary piece of equipment would be a transparent hill climb track, so that coaches could watch the ahem, footwork from below!

Really we need to start a new thread to cover all the ideas. Brilliant Suggestion Eulalia!:jump:
 

Jollyrei

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although Eul and Barb might come close.
I WAS FRAMED. Eul already knew that and posted to get me in trouble. Ok, OK, I'll go quietly. It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. (BTW - that was all from memory!) Eul set me up, now Barb will use her Fallbeil to chop off my head. But I warn those girls - just like Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, "I shall return" (or was it MacArthur?). THE PULPS SHALL GET THEIR REVENGE!

Lead quietly offstage with a Hannibal Lecter gag mask and a straight jacket. F81997_1.jpg (hey, that's a pretty good likeness...mmuuph) - never to be heard from again:hanged:
 

Jollyrei

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I WAS FRAMED. Eul already knew that and posted to get me in trouble. Ok, OK, I'll go quietly. It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. (BTW - that was all from memory!) Eul set me up, now Barb will use her Fallbeil to chop off my head. But I warn those girls - just like Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, "I shall return" (or was it MacArthur?). THE PULPS SHALL GET THEIR REVENGE!

Lead quietly offstage with a Hannibal Lecter gag mask and a straight jacket. View attachment 637303 (hey, that's a pretty good likeness...mmuuph) - never to be heard from again:hanged:
A LITTLE DRAMATIC PERHAPS? :rolleyes: YOU NEED TO CHILL.
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Barbaria1

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WAS FRAMED. Eul already knew that and posted to get me in trouble. Ok, OK, I'll go quietly. It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. (BTW - that was all from memory!) Eul set me up, now Barb will use her Fallbeil to chop off my head. But I warn those girls - just like Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, "I shall return" (or was it MacArthur?). THE PULPS SHALL GET THEIR REVENGE!
Giggle snort :p
 

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