cruxlover
Tribune
I think there needs to be an international congress of cruxgirls where we can work out the optimum way to carry the thing.
Clearly there are several different techniques, scientific research is needed to establish how a naked girl can best carry a wooden cross half as big as she is and weighing at least as much along a rough uphill track for, say, a mile, and still be in a fit condition to put up a good display of dancing when she's hung up on it. Another study should investigate techniques for carrying just the patibulum - bound or not.
Then we can get into serious training with well-qualified coaches, even get Women's Crucifixion into the Olympics!
I will volunteer you, Ms Eulalia, as the first cruxgirl to try this suggestion in practice.