Installment 16 { In which David Chao first meets Tony 'the Cannon' Cannizzaro, Amalie's arrogant lout of a boyfriend}
Grabbing his bag, David followed Amalie into the house, his eye taking in the richness of its furnishings, especially the exotic Persian rug that covered much of the living room floor. He could hear the faint sound of rock music floating toward them from a distant room. A football, no doubt the property of Tony the Cannon, sat incongruously on a velvet-covered armchair alongside a USC letter-jacket of the kind awarded to stand-out athletes. David picked the football up and gripped it awkwardly, savoring the smell and the texture of the brown leather.
"They must be in the rec room. Follow me!"
David set the football back down in the chair and started after Amalie, pausing at a knickknack shelf to straighten an overturned picture frame. He righted the frame and as he did so he saw that it contained a picture of a sober-looking sixty-ish man with his arm around a brunette in a short skirt that showed off her excellent legs. No doubt the infamous Nadja, who Amalie suspected had sunk her acquisitive hooks deep into her father's libido.
David silently replaced the frame as he had found it and followed Amalie down a hallway, his eyes glued to the sensuous roll of her saucy buttocks beneath the thin fabric of her wine-red sundress. As they neared the end of the hallway, David's ears perked up as he heard the unmistakable click of cue ball against object ball and, a split-second later the sound of the ball plopping into a pocket.
As they entered the 'rec room', which was larger than David's spartan apartment, Amalie cheerily announced, "Tony, Chip! This is David. I've told you about him – he's the guy who's been helping me with my chemistry class."
Frowning, Tony Cannizzaro straightened up from his position addressing the cue ball. Making no move to step toward David to take his out-stretched hand, he frowned, muttered a perfunctory, "Hey," and bent over the cueball once again. Tony 'the Cannon' Cannizzaro was tall and well-built with long, wavy black hair and an olive complexion. David had little trouble believing that this muscular and handsome John Travolta was both a star athlete and Amalie's beau.
"Baby, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times – don't interrupt me when I'm lining up a shot." His elbow swinging like a pendulum, Tony made a few practice strokes, and then cued the white ball crisply into the six-ball, driving the green ball cleanly into the side pocket.
"Nice shot, Tony! Hey, how you doing, David?" Chip Desjardins stepped forward and took David's hand, but there was something in his handshake, and in his demeanor, that gave David the impression that his smile and greeting were as genuine as those of a used car salesman.
David let his eyes wander around the room, somewhat awed by its affluence. There was a bar in one corner of the room, equipped with counter and stools and a sparkling assortment of liquor bottles. An elegant wine rack filled part of one wall and a long, comfortable-looking couch, positioned so that it faced a huge video screen, occupied much of the opposite wall. At the far end of the room was rack which held a dozen or more well-polished billiard cues. But Tony Cannizzaro had chosen none of these generic cues; the leather case which had held his own expensive cue was draped over one of the barstools.
"Seven ball, corner." Tony stroked the cueball again, driving it into the seven ball which was tucked against a rail, kissing it thinly and send it skidding along the cushion, until the ball, whose color echoed Amalie's sexy sundress, found the corner pocket.
"Eight ball, corner." David had noticed upon first seeing the table that the absence of any striped balls save for the yellow-striped nine made it a virtual certainty that the two men were playing nine ball, a version of pool played with only the balls numbered one through nine. In nine ball the players must pocket the balls in numerical sequence, with the maker of the nine ball winning the game and the stake. It was not customary to call ball and pocket as Tony had done; David guessed that the rangy quarterback had done so merely to show off to the new arrivals.
The eight ball was quite near the corner pocket, and Tony drilled it firmly, with the cue ball following after it and striking three rails before coming to rest at some distance from the nine ball.
"Nine ball, corner," Tony's elbow swung back and forth four or five times and then he sent the cue ball hurtling down the table where it struck the yellow and white striped ball at the precise angle needed to drive it into the corner pocket.
"And game," Tony said cockily. "That's thirty bills you owe me, Chip."
"Ooh, nice shot, Tony," Amalie purred. "Let me go freshen up, while you boys get to know each other."
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"So, you're the genius, she's always going on about, eh?" Tony said rudely as soon as Amalie was out of sight. "You don't look like a genius to me, One-ball."
"One-ball?" As Chip scooped the balls out of the pockets, and let them trickle across the table toward the rack-end of the table, the yellow one ball had never looked yellower to David Chao.
"You heard me, One-ball. I tell you, Chip, the chinks are takin' over this town. I got off the freeway in Garden Grove a coupla weeks ago – it looks like Viet-fucking-nam down there any more. First we had Chinatown, then Little Tokyo. Now we got fucking Koreatown over there south of Wilshire, and Boat-peopleville down in OC. You watch, Chip. This time next year, they won't need a dog pound in Orange County."
David Chao took a deep breath and adjusted his glasses. There seemed little point in debating a bigot so stunningly obtuse that he not only lumped all east Asians together, but he further assumed that the canine population of southern California was at culinary risk due to the influx of Asian immigrants. He glanced at Chip, hoping that Amalie's brother would do or say something to ease the situation, but Tony's toady continued to circle the table emptying the pockets, unwilling to acknowledge David's inquiring glance.
"Rack 'em up Chipper," Tony exclaimed. "I'll give you a chance to get even."
"Sure thing, Ton'," Chip muttered obsequiously as he re-racked the nine balls in a diamond-shaped rack, the one ball at the apex of the diamond, the nine ball, the money ball, tucked away in the center of the diamond.
Tony sent the balls caroming around the table with a thunderous break shot, sinking the orange five-ball, but leaving himself a difficult shot on the one-ball, with which he would have to begin his sequential run of the table. He chalked his cue carefully, as after every shot, and then made a difficult cut to pocket the one ball, and followed with another table-length shot on the blue two ball.
"Wow, great shot, Tony!" Chip observed, as Tony followed the cue ball down the table and lined up another long shot on the three, which he proceeded to miss, leaving Chip an easy shot at the three. The four ball was hanging in a corner and Chip pocketed it easily enough but then missed a tricky shot on the six ball.
David studied Tony's play carefully as the quarterback ran the last four balls making a series of moderately difficult shots. There was no question that the star athlete had a good eye and a steady stroke, but David's analytical eye also observed that Tony's game was much too flashy. He played with a pocket-rattling flair that no doubt impressed novices and intermediate players (and attractive co-eds!), but he showed little grasp of position play. Time and again, Tony hit the cue ball too hard, drilling the object balls firmly into the desired pocket, but without sufficient forethought as to where to leave his cue ball so that the next shot, and the one after that, would pose few problems.
During his long, lonely hours practicing at Cebu Sam's, David had trained himself to assess the entire table of balls after a break and to plan the entire rack before taking the first shot. Sometimes, of course, the random spacing of the balls after the break posed problems that were impossible to overcome, but increasingly in recent months he had been able to both foresee and execute a series of nine shots. Planning, for example, before he so much as lined up his shot on the one-ball, to eventually pocket the six in the left hand side pocket, the seven at the far left corner, the eight in the far right corner, and then, having creating the proper angle on the eight, he would employ top left English to bring the cueball back to the other end of the table for the nine ball. It was clear from Tony's hasty, ad hoc style, that while he had the stroke and eye of a strong player, he lacked the sure grasp of position play that distinguishes the true expert.
"Hey, One-ball! You've been watching me like a hawk. Amalie tells me you're a real brain. You ever play a man's game like this, or do you pretty much stick to Chinese Checkers?"
Chip snorted amusedly at Tony's comment as he racked the balls again.
Bristling inside, David once again pretended not to understand the one- ball insult. "Why would you think that I play Chinese checkers?" He had seen the unfamiliar board game in a store once, had been puzzled by its name and had checked out its history.
"There's a mirror in the bathroom above the sink, One-ball. Check it out!"
David was finding it difficult to suppress his anger at this crude, overbearing jerk. Where, he wondered, was Amalie. "Oh, I see. You think I play Chinese Checkers because I am Chinese. But surely you know that Chinese Checkers are neither Chinese, nor checkers. It's based on an old German game called Halma. Any fool knows that."
Tony set his cue down loudly on the table and took a menacing step toward David. "You calling me a fool, one-ball?"
David was trembling inside, but held his ground. "There is no need to call you a fool." The subtlety of his retort and his slight emphasis on the word 'call' went over Tony's head, as he hoped, but drew a slight smile from Chip, who erased it quickly when he sensed that that Tony was glaring at him.
"Well, a brain like you oughta be good at pool, don't you think, Chip? All them angles and everything. How about a game, One-ball? Or did you forget your protractor?" Tony chuckled at his own gibe, and glanced at Chip to make sure that his pal contributed a snort of derision.
"I came to help Amalie with her studies." Where "was" she? he wondered.
"Well, she's still powdering her pretty nose," Tony goaded him. "Hell, she might be an hour. C'mon, we got time. Besides, when Big Tony plays, games don't usually take too long. Do they, Chip?"
"That's for sure, Ton'!" Chip replied deferentially.
"C'mon, One-ball. I'll teach you how to play a man's game."
"If you insist," David relented, walking toward the cue-rack.
"Me and Chip was playing for ten bills a game. That OK with you, one-ball?"
David Chao had twelve dollars in his wallet and his next grant check was a week away. Despite the fact that she had picked up the check at Gladstone's, Amalie had given no indication that she was intending to pay him the money she owed him this weekend. He eyed the beautiful green felt table and the rack of well-polished cues. He was confident in his skill, but anything could happen in a single game. Tony was certainly capable of breaking and running the rack without even allowing David a chance to shoot. But, perhaps because of the Dutch courage the wine had given him, perhaps because of his irritation with Tony's insulting manner, he said, "Fine. Flip for the break?"
"Sorry, One-ball. I won the last game. I get to break."
David fumed inwardly. Having the break was a significant advantage in a high-level nine ball game. At the very highest levels the person who broke probably won as much as two-thirds of the time. It was indeed customary for the winner of a game to claim the right to break the following rack, but only if the next game was being played against the same opponent. Which here was not the case. But there was nothing to be done for it.
"Whatever you say," David replied, praying that Tony wouldn't run the rack straight off.
A moment later Tony broke the rack with a booming break shot that send the multi-colored balls flying randomly across the expanse of green felt. The four ball and eight ball found their way into a pocket and David was disconsolate when he saw that Tony had a routine shot at the one ball, that the two was hanging near a corner pocket and that the three ball was in the middle of the table. But he brightened when he noticed that the five ball was kissing the six ball not far from the rail at the rack end of the table. At the other end of the table the nine ball stood flush against the rail, obstructing the approach to the seven ball, which was about two inches nearer to the pocket; it would take clever play to manufacture shots at those awkwardly placed balls.
Tony pocketed the one ball easily, and followed with a crisp shot at the two. With the three at mid-table, it was easily accessible, but it was only after Tony pocketed the two that he realized that his shot at the three offered no real possibilities to break up the five-six combination. But he rattled the three ball in confidently and then paused to study his now insuperable predicament.
"Fuck! Just my fucking luck!" he cursed, and then drove the cue ball forcefully into the five ball hoping against hope that one of the two balls might drop in somewhere.
But they didn't, and Tony's extra-hard shot resulted in the orange five caroming around the table until it came to rest not far from the cue ball.
"Look at the chink's luck!" Tony fumed. "Straight fucking in!"
David eyed the remaining balls carefully. The shot on the five was easy enough, but would require just the right amount of speed to position the cue ball at the proper angle to cut the six into the far corner. That shot, skillfully handled with a bit of top right english, would hopefully tap the nine ball just hard enough to nudge it off the rail, and yet leave the cue ball poised for an easy shot at the seven.
David leaned over the cue ball and grooved his stroke three or four times, trying to feel the right amount of pace to put on the cue ball, in order to leave it in the three by five inch rectangle of green felt which would give him the desired angle on the six ball. He struck the cue ball a little to the left of center, cutting the five cleanly into the corner pocket, and then watched as the cue ball hit the rail, took the spin he had imparted, and drifted slowly across the table to within an inch of the optimal location.
From there the cut on the six was routine; the critical part of the shot was its last six inches as the cue ball trickled toward the nine. On its last revolution, the white ball clipped the nine ever so gently, leaving the cue ball perfectly positioned for the seven, with an easy follow-up on the nine.
"Look at that Chinese luck!" Tony snarled as David lined up the now-easy seven ball. "The bastard couldn't do that again in a hundred years." He reached angrily for his wallet, the sinking of the last two balls being a mere formality.
"Yes. I was fortunate that game," David acknowledged, after sinking the nine ball and pocketing the ten Tony had thrown on the table. Fortunate to be playing against a muscle-headed loudmouth, he thought to himself.