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ERIN the Brave

ELFGIRL WARRIOR
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Austin Texas,U.S.A.
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I got called into traffic court because of a ticket...I pleaded insanity.
I said to the judge..."Your Honor,why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?"

My house sits so close to the Airport that one night I got out of bed to use the bathroom and a plane flew by and the Stewardess told me to sit down.
 
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