captivecuties
Senator
Two peanuts were walking down a street and one was assaulted.
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Comedy Corner
- Thread starter ERIN the Brave
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I been picked to serve on a jury, it an unusual case...5000 ants dressed as rice robbed a Chinese food restaurant...I dont think they did it...I know a few of them and they would never do that.
The other.night I went for a walk and suddenly a very small alien space ship landed in front of me then three one inch tall aliens got out and walked up to me...I said "Are you guys really one inch tall?" They said "No we are just really far away".
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Did you hear about this really dumb guy who accidentally locked his keys in his car?
He couldn't get out!
He couldn't get out!
captivecuties
Senator
Here’s something you never hear a guy yell out:
”Stop sucking my cock or I’ll call the cops!”
”Stop sucking my cock or I’ll call the cops!”
wulf
God-Emperor
Now that would the 911 call of the year for sure.
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911: She's doing what to you?
Male caller: You know.... blowing me.
911: And you need help for that?
Male caller: Well yeah, cause she won't stop.
911: And that's a problem because....?
Male caller: Well I'm all sweaty.... and my heart's racing.... .
911: (
) Ok, we'll send EMS to make sure you're alright.Male Caller: Oh thank you.
Male caller: Uh miss....
911: Yes.
Male caller: I guess there's no rush..... so tell them to take their time.
Mikerytel
Senator
Lmao, old George Carlin quote
I told Jessica that I already know when I'm going to die because my Birth certificate has an expiration date.