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Bozzly

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#1
In light of some of the recent funny statements, pictures and outright shameless jokes that I've seen here lately I thought it might be nice to have a place for those that have a talent for it to show what they can do. I wish I had something to start us off with but I'm just not that funny, but for all you amateur comedians out there make us laugh, take your best shot, don't be shy, after all if your not that good what are we going to do.....crucify you.
 
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#6
It's a good thing that Jesus died on a cross, and he was not stoned to death. The world would be very different, if Jesus had been stoned to death. Instead of making the four points of the cross during prayers, Christians would have to beat their chests like Tarzan.
 
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#7
Count Dracula loved to impale his victims, or crucify his victims. During Halloween, Dracula loves to collect dirty, used, soiled, blood covered female tampons. He uses them for Tea Bags.
 

admihoek

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#14
hey your "stepchildsname day thx a nameday started the evening before isn't?
stupid forgot it my beloved bard (someone is laughing now, not esmi?)
 

Julia

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#19
No words,
just a psychedelic nightmare of the worst kind ...

Happy Valentine's day :) :) :)
 

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