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Crux Trek - A Taste Of Crucifixion
- Thread starter Jollyrei
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View attachment 548701 Hum, fortunately, Messaline doesn't think, she's a simple girl and she only is dreaming about the CROSS !...
I dream of simple girls on the cross.
Oh, err, did I say that out loud ??
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
I don't usually eat while I cover a subordinates rear, but I guess when duty calls................
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Oh yes, when Admiral O. Slave was still a Rear Admiral, they actually called him the 'Tight Little Admiral!'
Oh yes, when Admiral O. Slave was still a Rear Admiral, they actually called him the 'Tight Little Admiral!'
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Anticipating on this reply, I had deployed my demerits deflector shields!
RacingRodent
Consul
Anticipating on this reply, I had deployed my demerits deflector shields!
In normal English we call those buttocks
LittleSiss
Sorceress
I can't believe I went to the wrong thread!!!!!
At least, it's Barb and not me!!!!
At least, it's Barb and not me!!!!
I can't believe I went to the wrong thread!!!!!
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At least, it's Barb and not me!!!!
it was a surprise to me ... one minute ... and the next ...
Anticipating on this reply, I had deployed my demerits deflector shields!
I suspect he means he strapped a pillow to his.In normal English we call those buttocks
Too obvious.
You need a copy of the Crux Chronicle!
The best demerit deflector since the Beano Annual!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Warning!Too obvious.
You need a copy of the Crux Chronicle!
The best demerit deflector since the Beano Annual!
The online version of the Crux Chronicle does not protect!
It can rather mess up the laptop!Warning!
I wonder how he knows that.Warning!
Bad for the hard drive, and the thwacking noise is annoying as well.It can rather mess up the laptop!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
It can rather mess up the laptop!
Bad for the hard drive, and the thwacking noise is annoying as well.
Just get me across your laptop with my knickers off and start thwacking,
it'll do your hard drive a power of good!
Just get me across your laptop with my knickers off and start thwacking,
it'll do your hard drive a power of good!
How about Jollyrei's laptop and I'll supply the thwacking and then you can sort out two hard drives in one go?