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And when you do, I would like a full account of how that process goes. :D:confused:
Actually, you can get a patent on just about anything. In the US at least, there is no requirement that the invention be practical or even possible and no working model need have been built. All that is necessary is that the invention not be a copy of any other patent.
Pretty much, you can patent anything.
http://www.lightlink.com/bbm/weird.html
 
Actually, you can get a patent on just about anything. In the US at least, there is no requirement that the invention be practical or even possible and no working model need have been built. All that is necessary is that the invention not be a copy of any other patent.
Pretty much, you can patent anything.
http://www.lightlink.com/bbm/weird.html
Oh, no doubt, but don't you still have to tell them what it is?
 
Not only she has to mount or ride a donkey... but whipping, branding and inserting of all things is possible:

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a truly despicable invention :)
 
Actually, you can get a patent on just about anything. In the US at least, there is no requirement that the invention be practical or even possible and no working model need have been built. All that is necessary is that the invention not be a copy of any other patent.
Pretty much, you can patent anything.
http://www.lightlink.com/bbm/weird.html

Actually, that isn't really true. I say this as an inventor on somewhere around a dozen patents. While it doesn't necessarily have to be "practical" in the sense that it appears in a marketed product, it does have to be possible. If the examiner believes it does not work, they will reject it. You are correct that working models are not required (with the exception of claims for perpetual motion machines), but lab data is normally required to show operability.
 
Nice thread! Many of the posts here game me an idea.

Put her on a wheeled cart that has a pillory for her neck and wrists on its floor, so she is lying naked on her back.

The cart also has posts, to which her ankles are fastened so that she is spread-eagled, pussy and asshole open and exposed to all the world.

Have a contest. Give all the spectators along the route numbered lubed up dildoes. Any spectator who successfully tosses a lubed up numbered dildo into her open pussy or asshole gets to have oral sex from her just before she is crucified.

The wheels of the cart also actuate gears on the posts to which her ankles are bound and on the sides of the bed of the cart. To these gears are tied several feathers which mercilessly tickle her exposed armpits, ribcage, thighs, calves and bare feet with each and every turn of the wheel so she is screaming with laughter all the way to the crucifxion site. A catheter in her urethra is connected to a funnel bound to her mouth, so that she is forced to drink her own piss from laughing so hard.
 
Another idea.

Another cart, another pillory, but this one fixed so she is standing bent over.

The rear wheels of the cart mesh with gears that actuate a dildo that goes in and out of her ass with every turn of the wheel.

The front wheels of the cart mesh with gears to which are tied ropes whose other ends are bound to her nipples, which receive a sharp tug with every turn of the wheel.
 
Another idea.

Make her transport herself to her crucifixion naked on what looks like a tricycle. Only, instead of a seat, there are electrodes that push into her pussy and asshole if she relaxes and lowers herself. She will not be lowering herself much, at least not willingly, because every turn of the wheel generates electricity that goes into those electrodes.
 
Ok, I will let the video do the talking this was done about 4 years ago in Second Life, it never got made but it was a decent Idea the time and relevant to the this forum. Excuse my horrible modelling skills in there..... was a newbie at the time.
Cheers
 

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