Dolcett's Fantasy

[Kathy]

I hope they’re not planning to spit roast us

I overheard them saying their going to hang us in the freezer.

 

[Barbaria1]

I overheard them saying their going to hang us in the freezer.

Oh shit ... we’ll freeze!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I overheard them saying their going to hang us in the freezer.

The best meat is dry-aged. I'd suggest nailing to a cross for six hours in the desert with no water, before slow spit roasting over a low peat fire for that smokey, Scotch Whisky taste.

 

[Kathy]

Oh shit ... we’ll freeze!

Then unthawed cooked and eaten.

 

[Barbaria1]

Maybe we can convince them that we wouldn’t taste very good

 

[Kathy]

Maybe we can convince them that we wouldn’t taste very good

Not likely to work

 

[Barbaria1]

Not likely to work

Then ask them to keep us well basted. We don’t want to burn!

 

[Kathy]

Then ask them to keep us well basted. We don’t want to burn!

Sounds like a plan

 

[Barbaria1]

Sounds like a plan

And please have the spit well-lubricated

 

[Kathy]

And please have the spit well-lubricated

What type of LUBE do you like best?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

And please have the spit well-lubricated

It'll be up to you girls to be lubricated, if you know what I mean.

 

[connoisseurs]

For you both nothing else than a gourmet cook will do. However you end - you will be absolutely delicious!

 

[connoisseurs]

Btw Barb - do you have a blond sister? Just asking...

 

[Kathy]

It'll be up to you girls to be lubricated, if you know what I mean.

All natural lube

 

[Barbaria1]

NailusMartyrs patented super easy slide spit lubricant laced liberally with Joan Tree’s horny potion

 

[Kathy]

NailusMartyrs patented super easy slide spit lubricant laced liberally with Joan Tree’s horny potion

That will work

 

[Barbaria1]

That will work

Maybe two of us together on a double spit

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Maybe two of us together on a double spit

69?

 

[Kathy]

Maybe two of us together on a double spit

That way we can keep an eye on each other

 

[Barbaria1]

That way we can keep an eye on each other

Moore than that when the Joan Tree horny potion kicks in and the hot coals have us sizzling