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Ted, you may enjoy a tour of Farmer John's place... It seems Dorothy has found a new animal to entertain...
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I have been told Porcines have a corkscrew appendage .... but I don't think this boar would satisfy Dottie though, bit thin and skinny .... and unfortunately I understand Dottie has a left-hand thread.

pigs-photo-u2.jpgPiggy

There are luckily a few useful contenders for Dotties next visit to the zoo.

zebras-photo-u2.jpg Zebras are quite substantial, as would be horses.

elephants-photo-u2.jpg Dumbo would certainly make her eyes water.

echidnas-photo-u2.jpg Echidnas look as if they might be fun (if a little small)

or if she should visit the seaside we have a few further options

dolphins-photo-u2.jpg A Dolphin would ease open any orifice !

whales-photo-u2.jpg But a Whale would be the ultimate impalement.
 
I have been told Porcines have a corkscrew appendage .... but I don't think this boar would satisfy Dottie though, bit thin and skinny .... and unfortunately I understand Dottie has a left-hand thread.

View attachment 439309Piggy

There are luckily a few useful contenders for Dotties next visit to the zoo.

View attachment 439310 Zebras are quite substantial, as would be horses.

View attachment 439312 Dumbo would certainly make her eyes water.

View attachment 439313 Echidnas look as if they might be fun (if a little small)

or if she should visit the seaside we have a few further options

View attachment 439314 A Dolphin would ease open any orifice !

View attachment 439316 But a Whale would be the ultimate impalement.

Well after looking at all that lot i think
i will move to Detroit
 
El Coyote recently posted on The Dark Spot that he is having more health problems. He doesn't give details - nor does he have too - but it does seem serious. He's still running the site, but his activities may be limited.
 
El Coyote recently posted on The Dark Spot that he is having more health problems. He doesn't give details - nor does he have too - but it does seem serious. He's still running the site, but his activities may be limited.
thanks for passing on that information, Naraku -
please give him our good wishes if you get the opportunity
 
thanks for passing on that information, Naraku -
please give him our good wishes if you get the opportunity
I passed your wishes on to El Coyote. Here's his response:
  • Many thanks for that! You don't know how much that brightened my day to read that!

    He also says he's not ready to pushing up cactuses (sic) yet.
    He lives in Arizona, so I guess they push up cacti there.
 
I passed your wishes on to El Coyote. Here's his response:
  • Many thanks for that! You don't know how much that brightened my day to read that!

    He also says he's not ready to pushing up cactuses (sic) yet.
    He lives in Arizona, so I guess they push up cacti there.

Yes i know where he lives love, and he told me about his illness
but i`m not putting it out online, but Thank You for messaging
him for me, and tell him he can tie me to a cactus naked any
time he wishes.

Oh Sorry, that message was`nt ment for me,
too much sherry, i was`nt thinking straight .
 
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