Ted Parry
Governor
.... whatever you do don't smile .... you can't get friendly with a crocodile .....
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.... whatever you do don't smile .... you can't get friendly with a crocodile .....
El Coyote
Magistrate
Spicy barbecue sauce for a spicy Dorothy?
Wack him on his head with your croc leather handbag!
Poor croc!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Less harming for the croc than becoming a handbag or a pair of shoes himself!Poor croc!
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
Spicy barbecue sauce for a spicy Dorothy?
Poor croc!
Hello El. hav`nt seen you around for a while
great to see you again
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
I Was a working nurse around Kinshasa
and got kidnapped by jungle headhunters
who sold me on for a pagan sacrifice,
apparently if i was sacrificed the harvest
would be plentiful which of course was
a load of balls, the men loved sacrificing
white women because when the knife went
in her boobs bounced and that made them
hard and their wives got knocked up. BUT,
i escaped and fell into a swamp and now
it looks like i`m a crocodiles dinner . my
boobs will certainly bounce as he chomps
me up, although i have been told that he
will drag me to the bottom of the swamp
until i drown and he will come back later
to eat me. oh i am such a lucky girl
and got kidnapped by jungle headhunters
who sold me on for a pagan sacrifice,
apparently if i was sacrificed the harvest
would be plentiful which of course was
a load of balls, the men loved sacrificing
white women because when the knife went
in her boobs bounced and that made them
hard and their wives got knocked up. BUT,
i escaped and fell into a swamp and now
it looks like i`m a crocodiles dinner . my
boobs will certainly bounce as he chomps
me up, although i have been told that he
will drag me to the bottom of the swamp
until i drown and he will come back later
to eat me. oh i am such a lucky girl
El Coyote
Magistrate
Good to be back, Dorothy... somehow the alert messages from here were disappearing into the internet void, so I'd forgotten about here.
El Coyote
Magistrate
Less harming for the croc than becoming a handbag or a pair of shoes himself!
That's true, but I was thinking about swinging that croc by his tail!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
A good idea too!That's true, but I was thinking about swinging that croc by his tail!
But I was thinking : in the water, the reptile is Always more mobile, and so, in advantage to a human when it comes to surprise attack. The croc will never permit her to seize his tail.
Dorothy would be lunch, before she ever gets there!The best Dorothy can do is a frontal assault (with the croc leather handbag).
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
A good idea too!
But I was thinking : in the water, the reptile is Always more mobile, and so, in advantage to a human when it comes to surprise attack. The croc will never permit her to seize his tail.
The best Dorothy can do is a frontal assault (with the croc leather handbag).
Where is the leather handbag? i suppose i could redo my make up before the croc pounces
that`s if i can find the handbag.
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Loxuru, you do realize there’s a perfectly good carnivorous crocodile emoji, right?
A good idea too!
But I was thinking : in the water, the reptile is Always more mobile, and so, in advantage to a human when it comes to surprise attack. The croc will never permit her to seize his tail.
The best Dorothy can do is a frontal assault (with the croc leather handbag).
Loxuru, you do realize there’s a perfectly good carnivorous crocodile emoji, right?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Loxuru, for penance there’s this outfit in the U.K. that sells hair shirts online.
http://www.cilice.co.uk/hairshirts/...oth-hairshirt-with-belt-and-metal-buckle.html
(I googled "hair shirts where to buy" not expecting the 12th century had overlapped the web.
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bellesouth
Magistrate
Did you know that a woman's handbag is the only known example where the sum of the parts is greater than the whole.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Some say, the content of a woman's handbag is more sophisticated than a man's brain!
Frank Petrexa
Tribune
In the '50's, Carl Barks told the tale of Scrooge McDuck (Onkel Dogbert auf deutsch) trapped in the jaws of a crocodile. The grand newphews have a whistle from the Junior Woodchucks (a sort of u:ber boyscouts) that can control animal behavior, but one needs to find the right settings in the index. "Reptiles? No, crocodiles are suarians. Here it is under 'yawn'!". Tweet. It works. The crocodile yawns, and Scrooge is free. "Remind me to buy your guidebook a much improved indexing system."
In our high-tech age, we should not forget the wisdom of the past.
Carl Barks did some great comics. I grew up reading old ones my dad had kept. So much fun.
