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Dorothy Brown said:
I Don`t really fancy being a crocodiles dinner
but the rolling to make it`s dinner immobile
would be quite thrilling
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A story in the book "Darwin's Dreampond" by a Dutch fish biologist studying the great lakes in East Africa offers a way to find out. He is staying at a resort on one of the lakes for a conference.

I got up early to go down and look for fish. A porter was sweeping huge tracks off the beach with a broom, and smiled as I approached.
"Crocodiles?" "I'm removing the traces. Otherwise, the guests would think there are crocodiles here." "Evidently correctly." "There used to be many more. Now there is only one. Her name is Zaszi. She's OK."

The book is old, but if Zaszi is still around she might be amenable to helping with crocodile fetishes.
 
First i have a startled look on my face when the floor
leaves my feet, the noose grabs my neck and now i
register shock horror. still for a moment and realize
i can`t breath,i try desperately to free my hands tightly
bound behind me, and my lungs start to burn. Panic
my legs open and close i start peddling , legs go together
and my body makes an S more kicking more peddling
but it`s no use, my body is getting tired it want`s to give
up but one desperate last struggle for survival, my
head is bursting nothing makes sense anymore ,i kick
one last time then my body goes limp, twitching,
shuddering relaxing in death and then it Wee`s oh how
it Wee`s
 
Dorothy Brown said:
First i have a startled look on my face when the floor
leaves my feet, the noose grabs my neck and now i
register shock horror. still for a moment and realize
i can`t breath,i try desperately to free my hands tightly
bound behind me, and my lungs start to burn. Panic
my legs open and close i start peddling , legs go together
and my body makes an S more kicking more peddling
but it`s no use, my body is getting tired it want`s to give
up but one desperate last struggle for survival, my
head is bursting nothing makes sense anymore ,i kick
one last time then my body goes limp, twitching,
shuddering relaxing in death and then it Wee`s oh how
it Wee`s
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RIP. :devil:
 
Dorothy Brown said:
Hi Honey I`m Here For A Week
Pass The Message To Da Boys
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Tell Dorothy,
there has been a rumor that you announced you wanted to thank each player of your Soccer-Team personally for their great performance (and your husbands following requests) and that management engaged six specialized bodyguards from Detroit, to give the team a headstart.
Is that so? And if so, have the bodyguards been successfull?
 
connoisseurs said:
Tell Dorothy,
there has been a rumor that you announced you wanted to thank each player of your Soccer-Team personally for their great performance (and your husbands following requests) and that management engaged six specialized bodyguards from Detroit, to give the team a headstart.
Is that so? And if so, have the bodyguards been successfull?
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The French President`s Wife beat me to it she cuddled both set`s of players
the subs and all the assistants including the referee , i was green
with envy watching her, no wonder it rained it needed something
to cool things down
 
Dorothy Brown said:
I Like that fantasy Barbaria but set in Pakistan
a grotty back street slaughter house and me
halal slaughtered processed and sold in a
butchers shop
i know, i`m sick but it`s very exciting
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exciting...well ... um ... yes ... yep ... IT IS! :p
 
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