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[mymartinet]

Can`t find my original thread after our break , so i am going to start again

I like 2,3 and 6

 

[admihoek]

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[admihoek]

 

[mymartinet]

One day , while cleaning her son`s room, a mother finds a sadomasochist magazine on top of his wardrobe.Unsure how to confront him, she keeps the magazine and shows it to her husband when he comes home from work.Slowly he flicks through the pictures of leather-clad dominatrix and whips, before handing it back to his wife without a word.
`Come on ,` she says , exasperated.`What should we do about it?`
He looks back at her solemnly.
`Well,` he says. ` I don`t think you should spank him!`

 

[admihoek]

a guy shows up at his doctors office for a vasectomy.......the nurse instructs him to take all his clothes off and lay on the table........then she takes all her clothes off and mounts him ..............puzzled when its all over he asks her "What was that all about??".........she replies, "Its much easier to perform a vasectomy after the male has had an erection........the glands are still swollen and easier for the doctor to find."...............as he is being wheeled out after the surgery he sees six guys in adjoining room and theyre all masturbating............he asks the nurse, "So, whats up with those guys??"...........the nurse says, "You have Blue Shield. They have Obamacare."

 

[mymartinet]

 

[admihoek]

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[admihoek]

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[mymartinet]

Very good Admin

 

[mymartinet]

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[admihoek]

without comment

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and now words


who among us hasn’t had a little problem with our Password occasionally?.........
this was sent to me by a friend and i just HAD to share here.............
enjoy and dont forget to laugh.........

Resetting The Password
"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

1FUCKING prettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

 

[thehangingtree]

Admi, without a doubt the best single post on this thread, you sick pervert!!!

with all due respect

Mr. The Hanging Tree

 

[Naraku]

I couldn't use that password where I work, we can't have double letters.

1FuckingPretyRoseShovedUpYourAsIfYouDontGiveMeAcesRightFuckingNow

 

[mymartinet]

For all you people in the USA. Due to your problems in Government please note this directive just issued,

 

[Eulalia]

random strip-searches will of course be required ​

 

[thehangingtree]

random strip-searches will of course be required ​

...and full cavity searches, too


tree

 

[mymartinet]

 

[mymartinet]