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An alleged actual church poster. Across the top it reads HELP US ERADICATE THE SEX INDUSTRY BY MAILING US YOUR SEX TOYS. FOR EACH SEX TOY YOU SEND US WE'LL MAIL YOU A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE.

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Quick question. Has anyone ever actually seen a "gas mask dildo?" Asking for a friend. :rolleyes:
 
An alleged actual church poster. Across the top it reads HELP US ERADICATE THE SEX INDUSTRY BY MAILING US YOUR SEX TOYS. FOR EACH SEX TOY YOU SEND US WE'LL MAIL YOU A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE.

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Quick question. Has anyone ever actually seen a "gas mask dildo?" Asking for a friend. :rolleyes:
Yeah right... for a friend. :rolleyes:
And no I haven't. But I don't get out much, so..... .

I do wonder what they do with all the sex toys they collect from the congregation. Looks to me like a good way for the church elders to stock up without having to risk going into the sex shop downtown. ;):biggrin:
 
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An alleged actual church poster. Across the top it reads HELP US ERADICATE THE SEX INDUSTRY BY MAILING US YOUR SEX TOYS. FOR EACH SEX TOY YOU SEND US WE'LL MAIL YOU A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE.

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Quick question. Has anyone ever actually seen a "gas mask dildo?" Asking for a friend. :rolleyes:
You mean...

You can't drink a nice cup of tea from a fisting mitten? :confused:
 
An alleged actual church poster. Across the top it reads HELP US ERADICATE THE SEX INDUSTRY BY MAILING US YOUR SEX TOYS. FOR EACH SEX TOY YOU SEND US WE'LL MAIL YOU A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE.

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Quick question. Has anyone ever actually seen a "gas mask dildo?" Asking for a friend. :rolleyes:
We have a shop in my area that has a very extensive selection of BDSM related stuff.
Don't remember seeing any "Gas Mask Dildos" though.
 
Don't remember seeing any "Gas Mask Dildos" though.
If that thing isn’t a parody (odds are it is) it would be satisfyingly ironic if anti-porn crusaders spurred the invention of a brand new new type of BDSM paraphernalia.

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Never seen one in the flesh, not sure I want to, but they're certainly out there!

https://enfettered.com/product/enfettered-sniff-dildo-set/

On PornHub you can find videos that show you how to use it. :eek:
I'll pass on this one.

And I love the disclaimer: "Please note: This item is not returnable if it’s been used for hygiene reasons."

I would think it would also say "This item not for actual use for hygiene reasons."
 
I'll pass on this one.

And I love the disclaimer: "Please note: This item is not returnable if it’s been used for hygiene reasons."

I would think it would also say "This item not for actual use for hygiene reasons."
Yes, I chuckled - it's a classic example of a sentence where missing out a comma sabotages the intended meaning.
 
First broadcast on American television in 2007, and I’ll wager large sums it was the first time the vast majority of the audience ever saw a ball gag. :rolleyes:

 
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