Horny The Unicorn

[Repertor]

I have a fountain pen in my pocket at this very moment.

And a whip at your belt and a pencil behind your ear?

Just shows what an old fashioned git I am!

Fashion is fashion, be it old or new.
Whatever is new fashion is also outdated.
We just don't know it yet.

 

[Eulalia]

I have a fountain pen in my pocket at this very moment.

Just shows what an old fashioned git I am!

I feel we should award Crux Pens to our finest writers,
beginning with the authors of this admirable narrative

 

[Barbaria1]

I feel we should award Crux Pens to our finest writers,
beginning with the authors of this admirable narrative

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I almost read that as "penis" unlimited

 

[Repertor]

I almost read that as "penis" unlimited

(Out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.)

 

[Eulalia]

I think that's what Freud was getting at

 

[Wragg]

I almost read that as "penis" unlimited

And.....?

 

[Barbaria1]

And.....?

None of your business

 

[Repertor]

I think that's what Freud was getting at

Barb's mind is an iceberg upside down.

 

[Jollyrei]

I almost read that as "penis" unlimited

Well, you are crucified and your demon army has just been defeated and turned into Eccles cakes. You're likely not at your best.

Wow, Wragg. Crux, zombies, and cakes. A well rounded day.

 

[Wragg]

Well, you are crucified and your demon army has just been defeated and turned into Eccles cakes. You're likely not at your best.

Wow, Wragg. Crux, zombies, and cakes. A well rounded day.

I'd just like to say, I've had this avatar for two years, and it's taken me that long to dream up a back story for it

 

[Barbaria1]

I'd just like to say, I've had this avatar for two years, and it's taken me that long to dream up a back story for it

Proud to be a part of it. Well worth the wait!

 

[Jollyrei]

I'd just like to say, I've had this avatar for two years, and it's taken me that long to dream up a back story for it

I JUST HAVE A SONG - "I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES..."

NOT EVEN AN ARSENAL SUPPORTER, OR IS THAT EVERTON?

 

[Wragg]

I JUST HAVE A SONG - "I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES..."

NOT EVEN AN ARSENAL SUPPORTER, OR IS THAT EVERTON?

Blessed if I know, old boy...

 

[Jollyrei]

The Hammers? Really? Che Guevara and Karl Marx couldn't answer that either.

 

[Repertor]

I'd just like to say, I've had this avatar for two years, and it's taken me that long to dream up a back story for it

Good stories are like good wine. They need time but they are worth the wait.
Finally your avatar with its remarkable fauna abandons its secrets.
The whole scene is in it. Barbaria on her cross, the unicorn, the frog-fish and the develish creatures, the books with the squirrel hidden behind them, the zombie approaching the centurion (who has fled out of the picture) and your goodself featuring in the center, pointing with your sword at the books.
It is really a splendid story which perfectly matches your avatar (or vice versa).

 

[Loxuru]

deaf to the rage and cursing from above

more protests from above

He turned his back on her and walked away, deaf to her curses. “BASTAAAARD!!”

“DAMN YOU, WRAGG!” Barbaria wasn’t through cursing him yet.

“MAY ALL THE DEVILS IN HELL CONSUME YOUR LIVER!”

“Kill Wragg! Kill them all! And then get me down!”

This episode is an outrage! I protest! You make me sound like a complainer and a bitch!

Very good she looked, too

Well, that line is an improvement

“Tumescence!”

THAT WORD!!!!! I curse the day someone introduced it to CF. Let me see now, who was that?

OH! Now I remember!!!!!

Although not unjustified, complaints should be addressed in an eloquent, fountain pen written letter.

 

[Primus pilus]

He threw the sword down in disgust, and whipped out his wand.

Professor Pilus is pleased that, even if young Wragg didn't whip the barbarian into line, at least he whipped out his wand to subdue the recalcitrant .

 

[Madiosi]

I feel we should award Crux Pens to our finest writers,
beginning with the authors of this admirable narrative

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My two new fountain pens with shafts from fine french rose wood.

 

[Eulalia]

Premium French Crux-Pen Wood!

I'm jealous, I keep a fairly ordinary fountain pen on my desk, I like using it, for proper,
old-fashioned snail-mail and 'important' things like signing legal documents, but it's not easy
to get decent paper to use it on - I find it sinks blotchily into ordinary printer paper,
I have to get calligraphic quality paper from an art supplies shop.

 

[messaline]

My two new fountain pens with shafts from fine french rose wood.
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Oh yes ! "Le bois de rose" ! But alas, "made in China" !!!