Jamb for Cross

[Fox-on-Cross]

When you have a moment, esp. before sleeping, push your naked back against the doorjamb, from your sacrum till your spine above.
It feels likes the stipes of the wooden cross.
Put under your heels a piece of wood.
If possible warp your arms back besides the jamb, press your hands on the wall, and stay and stay.
When you have long arms you can press your body from the opposite jamb.

Less effort, much joy!

 

[Linnea]

They say it is good to take breaks from work to exercise. This is as good as any other.

Only risk is, will I get door jamb fetish?

 

[poem21045]

They say it is good to take breaks from work to exercise. This is as good as any other.

Only risk is, will I get door jamb fetish?

That could put you in a real jam.

 

[Gibbs505]

Jamed if you do and Jamed if you don't!

 

[poem21045]

Jamed if you do and Jamed if you don't!

I think you mean "jammed."

"Jamed" means to get robbed. (See https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jamed.)

 

[Gibbs505]

I think you mean "jammed."

"Jamed" means to get robbed. (See https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jamed.)

Thanks, never knew that!

 

[Fox-on-Cross]

But you can softly jammer from the pain.
Without much effort.
(I think this is the noise from whales.)

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

I've gone one better,and built an actual Cross !!
( Soon to be TWO Crosses....!! )

 

[Gibbs505]

I've gone one better,and built an actual Cross !!
( Soon to be TWO Crosses....!! )

You are putting doors in your house?

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

You are putting doors in your house?

My bedroom doesn't have a door....
(I live alone,why would I need a door ?!)
Besides there isn't room for a door,so the Cross goes there....

 

[Gibbs505]

My bedroom doesn't have a door....
(I live alone,why would I need a door ?!)
Besides there isn't room for a door,so the Cross goes there....

Ah ha!

 

[Fox-on-Cross]

Balzac wrote that the sleeping room must have two doors to avoid the house personnel to listen.
Also in yet the 19th C there was no door in a kind of toilet.

So I think a house with doors is a wealth!

I invented a new purpose...