Limericks

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Not a Limerick, but a dirty thought about Limericks:

Substitute any cruxgirl's name you want.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

One from my German Aunt Fritzi

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Porcine Flatulence

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

A word to the wise!

 

[windar]

A year ago this thread I began
Limericks by MEMBERS was the plan
On topics of crux
And whipping and such
So let's have home made ones if we can...

 

[bellesouth]

From the depths of the crypt at St. Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles,
Said the vicar, "Good gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

 

[bellesouth]

and another -
A Morningside lady named Alice
Once pissed in the Catholic chalice.
Alas 'twas not need
That occasioned the deed
But pure Presbyterian malice.

 

[samandmax]

A god to make a beast was fain,
One neither simple nor plain.
A single body bred,
Yet one with two heads,
And their names were Pleasure and Pain.

 

[montycrusto]

When crucified out in the rain,
Barb said “I’m not one to complain...
But the rainwater drips
From my tumescent nips
And then runs down my tight little drain!”

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

There was a lass,from Devizes
Whose tits were different sizes
One was ever so small
It was no good at all
The other,won several prizes.!!

Or.....

There was a fella,from Devizes
Whose balls were diff''rent sizes
One was ever so small
It were no good at all
T' other won several prizes !!

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

A remarkable race,are Persians
They have such peculiar diversions
They make love,by Day
In the most usual way
And save the night,for perversions.

 

[montycrusto]

On a forum devoted to Crux,
One may find one’s opinions in flux.
Is it okay to nail
A poor helpless female?
Who cares? I give no flying fucks.

 

[CruxLove]

 

[CruxLove]

 

[twonines]

She appears on these pages again,
It`s always to suffer more pain.
With Barbara Moore, one thing is quite sure,
She`ll be getting the whip or the cane.

 

[twonines]

There was a young lady named,Eul.
She was, certainly,nobody`s fool.
At the drop of a hat,she`d strip,just like that
And submit to treatment most cruel.

 

[montycrusto]

The bard of the forum, Eulalia,
With stories she’s prone to regale ya.
Like Scheherazade
Meets the Marquis de Sade
For some kinky as fuck bacchanalia.

 

[bellesouth]

As Barbara was hung on the cross
She said I really am at a loss
I'm sure it was Tree
Who said it was me
I guess it was to show who is boss