Stan 17
Stan had to admit that he had been enjoying the evening’s fun and games. It was all very appealing in its way-the English and their love of drama, the setting in the real Tower of London, where people had really been tortured and killed over the centuries. And playing Henry VIII was a scream. Stan could sympathize with the guy and his troubles with ex-wives. The costume was pretty cool, too.
But he was starting to feel a bit uncomfortable. Sure, Barb looked awfully sexy stretched out on that rack, every muscle straining, beads of sweat rolling down her breasts, which were heaving from the effort of breathing. Stan was tempted to rip his royal robes off and have her right there.
Perhaps she was exaggerating a bit for effect, but damned if that stretching didn’t look painful. And the brazier was no fake. Stan had held his hand six inches away and felt the heat and those guards, whoever they were in real life, had it at least that close to Barb’s foot, a foot Stan had always admired by the way. One of them picked it up by the insulated handle and moved it next to her other foot (which Stan had also admired). She gritted her teeth and emitted a plaintive moan as she tried to jerk her foot away, a task made impossible by the iron chains which held her ankles quite immobile. Either she was Meryl Streep or that really hurt.
And what about her friend Georgie hanging there in the manacles, looking, perhaps, a bit relieved that Barb was having a turn at the foot warmer rather than her? What was her role behind the scenes in all this? Was she a regular at these soirees? What was the strange hold she seemed to have on Barb? What had gone on that afternoon when Barb had blown off the BBC interview so suddenly? Did she just wink at Barb? Stan didn’t know what her game was, but the ex-detective in him made him want to find out.
He looked up at the teleprompter, but it had gone blank. He approached Bill and whispered, “What the fuck do we do now?”
“I think we’re supposed to ad lib, Stan.” Stan looked at Bill puzzled. “You know, act natural. Pretend they’re suspects and all the rules are thrown in the dustbin.” Stan guessed that was British for the wastebasket.
One of the guards came out of the shadows holding a nasty looking whip, several sturdy rope cords, attached to a wooden handle. Stan recognized it from old nautical movies as a British Navy cat o’ nine tails, the instrument that reduced even the most hardened sailor to a blubbering infant. “Perhaps Your Majesty would like me to whip the maid Margery. That ought to loosen her tongue,” the guard suggested.
Stan considered this. Maybe that was a good idea. Get her to confess and bring this drama to a conclusion. Maybe she would come out of character and also confess what was going on between her and Barb in real life. Moreover, to be honest, he’d enjoyed whipping Barb’s tight little in the prison in Rome. Georgie’s ass was almost as cute as Barb’s and surely this wouldn’t be the first whipping in the history of the Tower.
“I think I’d rather take care of that myself,” Stan told the guard.
“As Your Majesty wishes,” the guard replied, handing the whip to Stan. It felt solid and the cords looked like they could do some damage to sensitive skin. Stan walked around Georgie admiring her from all angles. He couldn’t entirely blame Barb for fooling around with her, if that’s what had happened. He ran his hands over her breasts.
“Do they please Your Majesty?” she cooed.
“Very much so, as does this,” Stan replied, as he traced his hands down her torso and behind to caress her buttocks. He glanced quickly at Barb, who appeared to be glaring at him through her pain. “The skin is very soft, Margery. It would be a shame to mark it,” he told her, slipping back into the Henry role. “Why not just admit that the Lady Anne betrayed me?”
“She did not, My Lord,” Margery replied.
Putting on the bit of acting he had used many times in questioning suspects, Stan shouted, “Enough of your lies, woman!” He strode purposefully behind her, grasping the wooden handle of the whip firmly, while sighting the center of the maid’s derriere, which, due to her having been hoisted in the manacles, was at the height of Stan’s chest.
He measured his distance, drew his arm back and struck. The tails swished through the air and smacked into the butt cheeks, biting into the succulent flesh. Stan felt the satisfying impact in his forearm. The force of the blow caused her dangling body to swing forward and then back, like a pendulum.
A second or two after the tails fell away, a set of bright red lines arose on Margery’s ass as the circulation returned, growing brighter as she swung in her manacles, twisting and contorting her body as the pain registered. She gasped, struggling to breathe.
“Nice one, Hank!” someone in the crowd yelled. “Hit her again!” another one called.
As soon as her body came to rest, Stan struck again, this time eliciting a howl of pain and more frenzied gyrations. How much was acting and how much was real? Did she just wink again at Barb? Stan didn’t know, and the only way to find out was to carry this through to its conclusion.
He struck again. Margery howled, and, gasping for breath, managed to utter, “Please, stop, it hurts so much. My ass, my shoulders. Have mercy on a poor maid.”
“Of course it hurts, bitch! It’s supposed to fucking hurt!” another audience member shouted to general hoots of approval.
Bill approached, them, ad libbing Cromwell. “Mercy begins with a confession of the truth. Look at your Lady Anne stretched out on the rack. I fear she cannot help you. Only the truth can save you.”
“I am telling the truth,” Margery wailed. “Please believe me.”
“I’m afraid I don’t,” Cromwell answered. Stan struck again. Margery howled even louder. Her ass was a bright red, criss-crossed by livid welts. Stan was afraid that further blows would draw blood, something he knew the cat was perfectly capable of doing.
Stan approached the hanging woman. He could hear her panting. Dropping out of character he whispered, “Georgie, this is enough. Would you confess already?”
“It hurts like hell, Stan, but it’s kind of thrilling at the same time,” she told him.
“One more is all I’m giving you and then you break and spill the beans on Anne, OK. I’m the King after all; you have to obey me.”
“As Your Majesty wishes,” she replied. Stan struck once more as hard as he could. Margery’s body swung forward hard, her feet kicking wildly.
“Owwwwww!” she screamed. “I cannot stand any more, Your Majesty. I did see the Lady Anne cavorting naked with her own brother George. With mine own eyes I saw that and I cannot deny it.”
“I knew, the truth would come out,” Cromwell said, looking very pleased with himself. “Take her down,” he ordered the guards. They lowered the manacles and Margery dropped limply to the cold stone floor, sobbing. She looked over at Anne. “I’m sorry, My Lady, but it hurt so much, I could protect you no longer,” she cried, shaking with emotion.
Henry and Cromwell walked over to where Anne lay stretched on the rack. She was crying too, whether with the pain or the emotion of being betrayed by her maid, Stan couldn’t be sure. “The game is up, Anne. Margery will testify against you. We can do the same to others of your ladies-in-waiting if needs be. So why not make it easy on yourself and confess?” Stan had used that line on countless suspects and it had worked much more often than you would suspect, without even having to torture them.
“I cannot confess to something I’m not guilty of,” Anne replied.
Cromwell interjected, “Anne you have felt the heat of the brazier, near, but not touching your feet. Now imagine the flames of the pyre licking your body all over. Why suffer that? Confess and His Majesty will let you die quickly instead. Your head will be off before you feel a thing.” The audience laughed.
Anne remained silent. “Give her one more turn and see if that changes her mind,“ Cromwell ordered. The guard struggled with the wheel, finally advancing it.
“Owwwwww! Fuck!” Anne howled. Her arms looked like they might pop from her shoulders under the strain. “OK, I confess, I’ll say whatever you want. Just stop, for God’s sake, stop!!”
Cromwell signaled the guard, who turned the wheel backwards, relaxing the tension on Anne’s body. Two of the guards undid the restraints from her wrists and ankles and lifted her up, depositing her like a rag doll on the floor next to Margery. Anne put her arms around her lady-in-waiting and pressed Margery’s naked body close to her own. The lights lowered and they lay together in the darkness. The audience applauded lustily.