• Sign up or login, and you'll have full access to opportunities of forum.

Lovely Ladies Thread (Real photos rather than AI please)

Go to CruxDreams.com
But why, oh why, wasn't I driving along that road?
Oh m'sieur, I'm so glad you've come,
mon deux chevaux, he keep wanting to drive off road,
over ze fields, into ze woods - maybe you come wiz me?
Wiz two in ze car, 'e go where I want... maybe... ;)
 
Last edited:
Oh m'sieur, I'm so glad you've come,
mon deux chevaux, he keep wanting to drive off road,
over ze fields, into ze woods - maybe you come wiz me?
Wiz two in ze car, 'e go where I want... maybe... ;)

Zut alors! What an accent! :doh:

This one needs elocution lessons! :doh:
 
Seriously, where is that damned Kraken?


Those creatures are no doubt going to join the feast, but I've a nasty feeling that 'rock' I'm sitting on is a bit of the Kraken -
one of the Icelandic sagas says: the Hafgufa ('sea-mist', one of several names for this Nordic sea-monster, Kraken is the Norwegian one) is the hugest monster in the sea. It is the nature of this creature to swallow men and ships, and even whales and everything else within reach. It stays submerged for days, then rears its head and nostrils above surface and stays that way at least until the change of tide. Now, that sound we just sailed through was the space between its jaws, and its nostrils and lower jaw were those rocks that appeared in the sea :eek: :eek: :eek: :devil:
 
Back
Top Bottom