Demands . . .
“Father, I want this bitch arrested! I demand it!”
Livia Urgulanilla stands in front of her father on the veranda of the governor’s palace. Her slaves, Hyrmina and Philea are with her. Hyrmina is tall and slender but with a severe, hawkish face; Philea, is shorter and stockier, with what seems a perpetual pugnacious look about her. It’s midafternoon and the governor is enjoying a cup of fine wine, fresh melon, and cheese.
Livia has just presented her case to her father, the governor of Dalmatia, that a provincial girl, named Marcella, the daughter of a textile merchant named Tirgar, and his wife Elira, had personally humiliated her by carrying on a public relationship with Marcus Aelius Severus, a military tribune of Rome and Livia’s intended.
“And how, exactly, was this made known to you?” the governor asked his daughter.
“Hyrmina saw the girl approach Marcus at the temple of Venus. My slave knows who Marcus is and knows of my intentions towards him. She dutifully reported their meeting to me. I then had Hyrmina and Philea watch for other meetings between them. Which there were, as I have just explained to you. I even personally saw Marcus and the girl together once.”
Livia left out the part where she was secretly having Marcus followed since the evening of the reception when her feminine wiles failed to sufficiently attract him to her.
“My, my,” says the Governor quietly, “that’s quite an investigation you had going on. And what luck your slave saw Marcus that day in the city.”
“Well yes, father, it was,” said Livia, with a thin smile on her face. “I was shocked to hear that Marcus was seeing this provincial.” Deep down Livia is not sure her father believes in the chance sighting of Marcus by her slave.
“Livia,” asks the governor, “has this girl really wronged you? Nobody in your social circles know her. What real harm has she caused you?”
“She has wronged me, father,” replies Livia quickly, with a scowl on her face. “The very fact that she’s carrying on with Marcus in public is a personal offense to me, even if no one who is anyone knows about it. She’s been seen with Marcus. We’re almost betrothed and . . .”
“But you are not, daughter.” The governor raises his hand. “Marcus is a young man. Men have their passions, even weaknesses when it comes to women. You should not assume you will be betrothed to him. You have no claim to him. He will seek his out women to satisfy his desires. It is what young men do. You cannot stop him.”
Livia takes this as almost a rebuke by her father that she was not able to make Marcus her own. That she lacked the ability as a woman to do so. She folds her arms under her breasts and makes a grim face.
“Well, we should be betrothed!” Livia states, rather firmly. “And I think we would be if this--this little provincial whore wasn’t distracting Marcus from me! You know he’s the only man in this whole province I can marry. Father, you arranged that whole reception so that Marcus and I could be formally introduced. You know how I feel about him.”
“Well, that meeting did not exactly go as planned, did it?” Her father looks at her and arches his eyebrows. “Despite your attempts to enchant him with your feminine charms.”
Livia blushes, somewhat embarrassed at her father’s reference to the admittedly scandalous gown she wore that evening. Livia does not embarrass easy. But when her own father looks her up and down as though he’s seeing her naked, even the very libertine Livia feels uncomfortable.
Livia quickly regains her composure and presses on with her argument. “Father, there really isn’t anyone else for me in this whole bloody province. Must I go back to Rome to find a suitable husband?”
The governor realizes his daughter cannot return to Rome. Not yet. And it would be best if she returned a married woman. But he cannot force Marcus Aelius to have feelings for his daughter. She is, he knows, not a particularly lovable person. She is quite physically lovely, in a severe, aristocratic way, he admits, and that alone should be enough to get her a husband of the suitable rank. Someone who wants a woman of suitable rank as a wife. But he knows she has a reputation of being “difficult.” Oh, my poor daughter, he thinks to himself, if only you had more of your mother’s sweetness and docility in you. You’d be married by now.
“Well, now, Livia,” he begins, speaking to the issue of suitable suitors for his daughter, “it simply is not true that there are no other possible husbands for you here. There are others. Let’s see. Oh, yes. I speak of Lucius Septimius, for one, or Gaius Metellus, both fine men from old families.”
Livia scrunches up her nose at the suggestion either of these two men could be acceptable for her. “Oh, but Lucius is so old father -- he’s nearly 40! And has children from his previous marriage. All brats! I bet he can’t even pleasure a woman anymore. And Gaius likes boys – exclusively, I am told!” Livia added with a sneer.
“Oh my,” says the governor in a low voice. “Gaius is a pederast? I had no idea. The things you don’t know about people. Well, then, perhaps Quintus Marcius. He’s only slightly older than you, my dear. His lineage is long and distinguished.”
“Oh, father! He’s so ugly! He has a horse face and hardly looks like an aristocrat at all. That big chin! And that big, horsey grin he has! Ugh! I could not imagine how horrible his children would look. No, not him!”
“Well, that is true. He’s hardly handsome; rather common-looking, unfortunately, for him. He is, however, one of the most amiable of men, and quite the scholar as well. We have wonderful, lengthy conversations at the baths.
Livia rolls her eyes. Bored with these details.
The governor goes on. “Did you know, he’s intending to write a history of the Etruscan kings? Yes, as soon as he returns to Rome. A much-deserved seat in the Senate awaits him there, too. Yes, a very pleasant young man. And, I must say,” the governor adds, looking at his daughter and giving her a sly wink, “he’s very well hung. What a shame some woman isn’t going to benefit from his particular physical gifts.”
Livia catches his wink. Her face goes blank, then takes on an appearance of disgust. “So, what you’re saying, father, is that he has a horse’s cock to go with his horse’s face, is that it? Is a huge cock supposed to make up for an ugly face!”
By the gods! she exclaims to herself. Does my father know so little about me that he believes I’m just a sex-obsessed little girl who can’t wait to spread her legs for a big cock! Well, she admits to herself, he is becoming a bit weak in the head. My poor father! He has no idea who and what I truly am.
“I’m not saying that at all, Livia. I’m just letting you know that Marcus is not the only fish in the sea. Quintus could keep you quite contented and . . .”
Livia cuts him off, sarcastically. “Contented? What am I? A milk-cow? Oh, father, what a shame that I won’t marry a man for his huge cock! Whatever could I be thinking?" Livia waves her hand around her head, as though she was addled. “Well, I need more from a marriage than just getting my cunnus stuffed every night!”
The governor winces at Livia’s vulgarity. Even her slaves look a bit uneasy.
“I mean, I want other qualities in a man too,” she goes on to earnestly explain. “I want a man who has the talent and drive to rise to the occasions presented to him! Someone who . . .”
The governor rolls his eyes and smirks, trying to hide it. Livia snaps, “Why did you roll your eyes father? Did I say something funny?”
“Well, yes, a little.” He tries not to smile.
“Well, tell me please. I’m trying to be serious here!”
“Ahem.” The governor clear his throat. “Well, my dear, you just said you didn’t want to get your, umm, I mean, well . . .” The governor squirms in his chair, wishing he had never said anything now.
“What did I say, father, that was so funny? I demand to know!” Livia stamps her foot and places her hands on her hips.
“Livia, I believe I heard you say that you wanted a man who will ‘rise to the occasions.’ Is that not correct? I think that’s a bit funny, rather unintendedly salacious on your part, given what you just said about wanting more than, umm, well, simply being pleasured every night.”
Livia just stares back at him. “Father! How could you be so vulgar with me!”
The governor regrets bringing it up. He forgets his daughter has no sense of humor.
Impatient and angry, Livia tries to press her argument yet again. “Let’s get back to my request father, and not be discussing my--my anatomy! I want this girl arrested. She is an impedance to my plans for a suitable marriage. If Marcus doesn’t realize I’m right for him now, he will be soon! But I can’t afford to have him distracted by this creature. I have seen her, up close. She is pretty, even exotic-looking, but in an unrefined sort of way. Just the kind of cheap girl with slutty good looks that cultured men like Marcus are often attracted to. Though I’ve never understood why common, base women can be so attractive to a Roman aristocrat.”
The governor shifts in his chair. He could take his daughter’s comment as a personal criticism. The governor’s current mistress is a provincial woman whom he’s never thought of as the social equal of any aristocratic Roman woman, but hardly “common” in any sense. She is cultured, witty, and a very decent person. He loves her as much as his late wife. He feels his anger rise. Livia can be very provocative, even to him. She’s the kind of person who is unaware that many of her comments towards people can be hurtful, even if unintended. But he lets the insult go by without comment. Livia is, after all, his daughter – his only legitimate child.
He replies, calmly. “It is not illegal for a provincial woman to seek to better herself by showering her affections on a Roman gentleman. Perhaps not socially acceptable, but hardly a crime. Livia, I have no reason to have this woman arrested. Perhaps, if there was something else about her or her people that warranted questioning, but not just this.”
Livia stands, seething on the inside, but outwardly cool. She’s not been able to make a case to her father on her perceived sense of being publicly humiliated. She must find another way, another argument, to get this bitch arrested! Once she has her in the dungeons, she’ll get the bitch to say the words that will condemn her. Just then, Hyrmina speaks up.
“Excuse me, my lady. If I may add something.”
“Yes, what is it?” snaps Livia as she stares at her slave.
“Your excellency,” Hyrmina nods towards the governor, then to Livia, “my lady. Philea and I uncovered some other information about this girl – her family, actually – that perhaps might be useful.”
Livia is caught off-guard. Why do I not know about this? she wonders.