A jewelry box? How exciting! I love getting expensive presents.
It must be from Sven, I was thinking to myself. We had had so much fun on Christmas! We fucked ourselves silly for two days. But then I didn’t hear from him for almost a week, though, and had decided to write him off as just another asshole. But here was this lovely jewelry box. It had to be from Sven, it had to be! Oh, he had decided to take our relationship to the next step: buying jewelry for me!
It has to be from Sven! I couldn’t wait to open it!
What’s this? A tag with my name? It's kind of heavy! What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? Wear it around my neck? There's no chain. Could this be from Sven? I read the note:
You have been selected to be crucified for the 2017 Summer Solstice Festival. You must come to THT tagging center by Friday, January 6, 2017 at the location listed below. Failure to appear will be cause for arrest and incarceration until your crucifixion date...
What the fuck is going on here? Some joke? Some sick joke? I'm not showing up for no tagging, that's for sure!
Who the fuck selected me for crucifixion? And by what authority? For what crime? I haven’t done anything that could get me crucified! I haven’t!!!!!
Now I feel sick, and very scared. The Summer Solstice Festival? Me? But, but that's only 6 months from now! And I’ve been a good girl! I don’t deserve this! Good girls aren’t crucified at the solstice!
There must be some mistake.
Oh shit! I think this could be bad, very fucking bad!
) your lightest, silkiest briefs -
Be calm, Tree is a professional and he knows to care of his "customers" 
