I now have this vision of Tree blundering into the Garden of Eden,
sent by God to crucify Eve (start as you mean to carry on! )
He was supposed to get her to eat the fruit of the Tree of Life,
so she could keep being crucified ad infinitum,
but after a few Seagrams and a puff of a herb that Adam had whimsically named 'Madam Wu',
Eve swore she'd been told by this serpent guy to eat from the Tree of Knowledge,
and then got into this argument with Tree and Adam about whether she could be crucified wearing a fig-leaf,
and Bull and Gunner held a union meeting to protest not having any nails
(because Tubal Cain the blacksmith hadn't been begotten yet),
and God said 'Sod this for a fucked up creation' and expelled them all from the garden.
sent by God to crucify Eve (start as you mean to carry on! )
He was supposed to get her to eat the fruit of the Tree of Life,
so she could keep being crucified ad infinitum,
but after a few Seagrams and a puff of a herb that Adam had whimsically named 'Madam Wu',
Eve swore she'd been told by this serpent guy to eat from the Tree of Knowledge,
and then got into this argument with Tree and Adam about whether she could be crucified wearing a fig-leaf,
and Bull and Gunner held a union meeting to protest not having any nails
(because Tubal Cain the blacksmith hadn't been begotten yet),
and God said 'Sod this for a fucked up creation' and expelled them all from the garden.