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Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
Hello!I am already used to a lot of odd things on CF.
But never I saw such a weird bunch of new members showing up all together in one day!
Not to mention their usernames! Even the writers of Star Wars scripts would not dare inventing them!
The moderators should make rules about that!
My name is Repp Ertor. You would call me an alien but as a matter of fact it is you who are the aliens.
After an epic journey through the galaxy my stout-hearted companions and I arrived here on Sol 3, the planet you call "Earth".
We have come in peace to study your barbaric habits and to see if we can put them to good use.
We have heard that it is a custom here to torture people or put them to death by fastening them to a cross by means of ropes or nails.
To increase humiliation, so it is said, the victim would be forced to drag or carry the cross to the place of execution, which is often in a highly public place such as by a highway or in a market place. Once there, they are stripped naked, nailed or tied to the cross, and then the cross would be mounted in a vertical position and the victim would hang there, sometimes for days, until they die.
At first I found it hard to believe but after having browsed a bit through these forums I am getting convinced that this myth is true and that the blood of someone who has been crucified has magical powers, as it is stated in the Encyclopaedia Eulalica.
I am going to study this more thoroughly and when I'm ready I will write my report.
You are a very interesting species and I am glad to make your aquaintance.
Slurrrrp.
I'm always first to welcome a nice Red Curry!
I think I should point out that we Cruxers are in no sense typical of the species Homo sapiens,
currently infesting our planet in rather large numbers,
and in some cases breathing fire and fury and threatening to destroy it -
any resemblance between us and actual human beings is wholly coincidental and misleading.
We are a unique subspecies, H. sapiens ssp. cruciphiliae, remarkable for our peaceable and submissive nature -
well, the females of the species are - mostly, though you will find H. sap. ssp. cruciphiliae var. 'Barbarica'
somewhat rebarbative, and the males are entirely peace-loving too, simply enjoying their harmless hobby
of cross-carpentry, and liking nothing better that to share a refreshing drink while they watch us females
writhing on the crosses they've so chivalrously attached us to.
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
So there are various subspecies? That's interesting information. The H. sapiens ssp. cruciphiliae may be exactly what we are looking for. If my companions agree we may invite you to come with us to T’mor. I shall discuss with them whether we should invite that H. sap. ssp. cruciphiliae var. 'Barbarica' specimen as well, although she may be a lesser quality. If she is not suitable for our elixir production she may be a useful commodity for our rhubarb compote industry.
And I like your males. I think I shall slurp a refreshing drink too while I watch you writhing on a cross.
This planet seems to have a wealth of commodities.I'm always first to welcome a nice Red Curry!
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It's my fault, gentle reader.Hello!
My name is Repp Ertor. You would call me an alien but as a matter of fact it is you who are the aliens.
After an epic journey through the galaxy my stout-hearted companions and I arrived here on Sol 3, the planet you call "Earth".
We have come in peace to study your barbaric habits and to see if we can put them to good use.
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We have heard that it is a custom here to torture people or put them to death by fastening them to a cross by means of ropes or nails.
To increase humiliation, so it is said, the victim would be forced to drag or carry the cross to the place of execution, which is often in a highly public place such as by a highway or in a market place. Once there, they are stripped naked, nailed or tied to the cross, and then the cross would be mounted in a vertical position and the victim would hang there, sometimes for days, until they die.
At first I found it hard to believe but after having browsed a bit through these forums I am getting convinced that this myth is true and that the blood of someone who has been crucified has magical powers, as it is stated in the Encyclopaedia Eulalica.
I am going to study this more thoroughly and when I'm ready I will write my report.
You are a very interesting species and I am glad to make your aquaintance.
Mea Culpa.
My only excuse?
Slurp!
Oh no! He's getting inside my head!
AlexArts
Soul of Cinder
Greetings, quoom fan...hi folks,
Newbie! Not sure if I'm posting in the correct way here. Tried to start a "new post" but don't see the option.
Looks like a fab. site
hi folks,
Newbie! Not sure if I'm posting in the correct way here. Tried to start a "new post" but don't see the option.
Looks like a fab. site
Perfect posting!
And
Glad you've found us - enjoy yourself here!hi folks,
Newbie! Not sure if I'm posting in the correct way here. Tried to start a "new post" but don't see the option.
Looks like a fab. site
windar
Teller of Tales
My only excuse?
Slurp!
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”-Homer Simpson
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!" - also Homer Simpson.
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
Best is to empty a bottle while watching TV."When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!" - also Homer Simpson.
I think I should point out that we Cruxers are in no sense typical of the species Homo sapiens,
currently infesting our planet in rather large numbers,
and in some cases breathing fire and fury and threatening to destroy it -
any resemblance between us and actual human beings is wholly coincidental and misleading.
We are a unique subspecies, H. sapiens ssp. cruciphiliae, remarkable for our peaceable and submissive nature -
well, the females of the species are - mostly, though you will find H. sap. ssp. cruciphiliae var. 'Barbarica'
somewhat rebarbative, and the males are entirely peace-loving too, simply enjoying their harmless hobby
of cross-carpentry, and liking nothing better that to share a refreshing drink while they watch us females
writhing on the crosses they've so chivalrously attached us to.
"rebarbative" .... I had to look that one up ... new word to me .... means "unattractive and objectionable". I object to the first part of the definition, but am forced to acquiesce to the second.
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
I had to look it up too. It's an intersting word."rebarbative" .... I had to look that one up ... new word to me .... means "unattractive and objectionable". I object to the first part of the definition, but am forced to acquiesce to the second.
You filling the bottle with air.
windar
Teller of Tales
If I used that word about you I would get at least a dozen demerits. Yet Eul gets a pass. Seems like blatant sexism to me..."rebarbative" .... I had to look that one up ... new word to me .... means "unattractive and objectionable". I object to the first part of the definition, but am forced to acquiesce to the second.
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
The trick is to use words she doesn't understand.
There are 227 words in the English language that begin or contain the word "barb". I looked that up. 
"Rebarbative" is the only one I didn't know, so Eul gets a pass for teaching me something new.
As for you two wise guys ...
Now back to the normally scheduled programming on this thread.