The largest condom factory in the States burned down.
President Donald Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."
President Donald Trump: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico."
Caller says, "Bad idea. The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about the UK?"
President Donald Trump: "Okay, I'll call the UK Prime Minister Theresa May and say we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President ran out to open the first of the 5,000,000 boxes that had just arrived.
He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... All coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one:
MADE IN ENGLAND - SIZE: SMALL