• Sign up or login, and you'll have full access to opportunities of forum.

Now This Just Isn't Funny

Go to CruxDreams.com
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, I didn't.

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but
when they go, they take your house and car.
 
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.​

I asked her, "Do you know him?"​

"Yes", she sighed,​

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."​

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"​

And then the fight started...​
 
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.​

I asked her, "Do you know him?"​

"Yes", she sighed,​

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."​

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"​

And then the fight started...​
:rimshot:
 
Studies in Cruciform 2.1436
Small Stories


My-my, yes, your dainty fingers are,
how shall I put it… a shade pungent?

I was hoping you’d notice…

7b9fb45cd110dd42b835797aacfceddc.jpg
I think a vigorous thrashing is called for!
I was hoping you’d say that.

Will you disrobe of your own volition,
or shall I rip every stitch ...?

...I was hoping you’d shut up and start ripping!

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
 
Back
Top Bottom