Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Barbaria1]

That is perfect. There is a joke in US. Women want to know what men think. Men never want to talk about it. But the true slipped out. If you see a man thinking, he is thinking three things. I want a beer; I want to watch foorball; I want to see a woman naked!

And typically in that order too!

Don’t give IKEA any new ideas!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Don’t give IKEA any new ideas!

Brilliant Barb! That would sell better than sectionals with beer can holders!

Now if we can just figure how to assemble

 

[Apostate]

And typically in that order too!
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I skip the football, m'self.

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[phlebas]

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#3 above, I wonder if she's jealous of his tits?

 

[Subhunt]

Did you hear about the Saint Patrick's Day miracle? A miracle happened.

An Irishman walked past a pub!

 

[phlebas]

The evolution of man


The evolution of woman


The evolution of femdom

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Parenting can be very challenging

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[old slave]

Ah, Bamforth's 'saucy' postcards, sold by the millions in 50's-70's, always sent by families when on holiday, to workmates and elderly aunts alike. Was this a uniquely British art form?


Currently being reprinted less than a mile from old slave's mansion.

 

[Apostate]

Ah, Bamforth's 'saucy' postcards, sold by the millions in 50's-70's, always sent by families when on holiday, to workmates and elderly aunts alike. Was this a uniquely British art form?
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Currently being reprinted less than a mile from old slave's mansion.

So I went looking for analogous American dirty postcard art, didn’t find many, but found a whole bunch of these.

 

[Apostate]

Nancy Drew is most similarly defiled. In fact the website cited on the last cover should be YourChildhoodDefiled.com.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

So I went looking for analogous American dirty postcard art, didn’t find many, but found a whole bunch of these.

I could have sworn I read EVERY Hardy Boys book growing up. But I missed these. Just as well. I would REALLY be fucked up!

 

[connoisseurs]

 

[Loxuru]

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I have been in Coma, but I do not recall a lot of that vacation. I slept the whole time for one or other reason.

 

[connoisseurs]

Some mysteries are really simple to explain

 

[Eulalia]

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But it's not so easy to get in Isfree:

(thanks to PrPr for pointing me to this delightful film)

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

But it's not so easy to get in Isfree:

(thanks to PrPr for pointing me to this delightful film)

And note that's the lady who offers the wife beating stick later.

Now its meant to be rural Ireland before Independence, but the train is its usual 3 hours late. Sounds like Northern Rail!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

And those of us who treasure the written word. In 9th grade, I found in the school library, The Quiet Man and Other Stories, by Maurice Walsh. The original is just as good and the whole book is a treasure. I haven't seen it in 55 years but I remember it fondly.

 

[Eulalia]

Now its meant to be rural Ireland before Independence, but the train is its usual 3 hours late.

An even more ancient version of Irish railway services was the Will Hay classic 'Oh Mr Porter' -
the new English station-master arrives at Buggleskelly - and learns what became of his predecessors ...