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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
This is dedicated to a few people we know....
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Am anticipating incoming demerits...anytime soon !!moi?
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Actually I'm practically deserving to be crucified for my sins....
Oh....wait,perhaps I already have been... The kinky evidence is elsewhere !!
Oh....wait,perhaps I already have been...
The kinky evidence is elsewhere !! 
Frank Petrexa
Tribune
Branding? Like this? Like the cattle drives before the railroad came through?
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Back from Spring Break. Fond school memories:
That kind of day:
That kind of day:
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Why girls always "appear" to win arguments
ShadowWolf
Tribune
Personally I find this true because all a woman has to do is smile or know how to stimulate the man they are with. It could be as simple as putting her hand on his chest and lower it down just before she reaches the pelvic region. Another thing is to slip the shirt down so it is just above the breasts. Women have vast knowledge of how to do this. Men have to be careful otherwise a woman will become a dominatrix and be at their mercy, which is not to bad 
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
The reason every piece of porn ever assumes that every woman is a latent Lesbian!
It's because of spaghetti!
It's because of spaghetti!
cynthia the inocent
Tribune
It is true. Women are wired that way.
The best spaghetti is straight but has a kink
And I prefer my pasta twisted, but that’s as far as I’m willing to pursue this analogy.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
High near 90 Yesterday and Today in South Carolina.
The girls are getting their Summer Glow on!
The girls are getting their Summer Glow on!
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Always loved playing follow the leader
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old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
A few two-liners:
My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
Well, she's in for a shock.
A boy asks his Dad "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?" His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."
The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad." His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."
The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.
Her daughter didn’t look surprised.
I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"
I said, "What are the options?" She said, "Yes and No."
My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…
My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
Well, she's in for a shock.
A boy asks his Dad "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?" His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."
The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad." His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."
The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.
Her daughter didn’t look surprised.
I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"
I said, "What are the options?" She said, "Yes and No."
My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Ha ha ha