Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Fun. But it would put a crimp in making out in a quiet movie,

Great rules. Now that I'm Divorced, I can follow them all - alone!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Vibrators Rule! (especially at my age - see above "But it still works, right?")

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

Fun. But it would put a crimp in making out in a quiet movie,
Great rules. Now that I'm Divorced, I can follow them all - alone!

@Praefectus Praetorio I'm with you on #2....

 

[Apostate]

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View attachment 743187 ( my kind of bird,when she's not tied to a cross,wearing a loincloth.... )

No. No, no, no, no.

Must I therefore hold my manhood cheap?

 

[Loxuru]

Just switched from 5 1/4" to 3 1/2" diskettes, Gwyneth? Or already discovered the CD-ROM?

 

[phlebas]

Just switched from 5 1/4" to 3 1/2" diskettes, Gwyneth? Or already discovered the CD-ROM?

I think she has been introduced to the Hard Drive
Beautiful works of art, Gwyneth? I demand photographic evidence, and demonstrations of them in use!
Seriously, what is she on about? What is she on?

 

[Subhunt]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Masterbatio - a noble pursuit.

The old debate

 

[bellesouth]

Should have gone to a well known opticians -

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Last of my Vibrators - I need to go out for batteries

 

[Loxuru]

I need to go out for batteries

Tell grandma she put the batteries into her pacemaker, this time, and not into her vibrator again!

 

[sympazero2]

Bettie has an Idea!


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[connoisseurs]

A scene of Princess Lea nobody ever wanted to see - she just takes off her color!

 

[Subhunt]

Humor with a razor sharp point: Did you hear about Bruce Jenner's new dog? He bought a dog and took it home. The next day, it turned into a CAT !

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

These Autocorrect fails are brilliant...lol lol

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

More Autocorrect fails....lol

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

R.R .....??

 

[phlebas]

More Autocorrect fails....lol
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I like the boobsicles and donkey

Q: why will you not go hungry at the beach?
A: because of all the sand which is there
(say it fast to yourself)

 

[connoisseurs]

Who says that cats can´t learn useful tricks?