Now This Just Isn't Funny

[sympazero2]

I got a virus alert, following that link!

I got a link alert, following that virus!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!​

 

[Loxuru]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation vengeance. We'll see about that!

Quit the therapy!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Quit the therapy!

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That helps explain @Jollyrei 's unresolved issues.

 

[Loxuru]

That helps explain @Jollyrei 's unresolved issues.

Jollyrei's drama : he visited a lot of therapists, but he has seen each of them only once!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

An Urgent Public Safety Announcement
From the Grownups Protection Society
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[GoatJr]

Is that a UF... huh ! ... ... Young lovers getting set to bone ... ... EEeek , You take bag go no bother me ... I Take motor bike ... ... BOOBIE'S ... ... This is kool ... just how many hours of practice did it take ... ... Ready ... aim ... ... " BALOONS " ? ... ... "GIRLFRIENDS BOOBIES " ... ... ... Never leave you stuff unattended for to long ! ... .

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

... Ready ... aim ... ...

"Girls, they just wanna have fun!" - right?

 

[GoatJr]

"Girls, they just wanna have fun!" - right?

I for one would like to see this under water !

 

[sympazero2]

Le Temp Passe!
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Come, my pet, I don't want you to be late for your Whipping Club!


Remember, the first rule of Whipping Club is:
You do not talk about Whipping Club.
The second rule is, you do not talk about the first rule.​

 

[Apostate]

Is that a UF... huh ! ... View attachment 765361 ... Young lovers getting set to bone ...View attachment 765362 ... EEeek , You take bag go no bother me ... I Take motor bike ... View attachment 765363 ... BOOBIE'S ... View attachment 765364 ... This is kool ... just how many hours of practice did it take ... View attachment 765365 ... Ready ... aim ... View attachment 765370 ... " BALOONS " ? ... View attachment 765513 ... "GIRLFRIENDS BOOBIES " ... View attachment 765372 ... View attachment 765511 ... Never leave you stuff unattended for to long ! ... View attachment 765515 .

Goat, that Ferris wheel blowjob



made me homesick for NYC. I never stayed at the Standard, High Line



but I walked the Highline many times, and always hoped I’d get to see something like this



but alas and dammit never did.

 

[old slave]

Wine and old age and the eternal question:

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Wine and old age and the eternal question:

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Ah! My last date with @Barbaria1

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I've taken to touring the Maritimes

With the right bait, I might catch @Kathy

 

[Barbaria1]

Ah! My last date with @Barbaria1

That’s assuming I would exceed my two glass limit...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

That’s assuming I would exceed my two glass limit...

Which you will for me, right?

The key to my good relationship with Barb:

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Don't you hate it when someone asks you a question but gets annoyed at the answer?

An E-mail that I didn't forward.

Snappy comeback

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.
Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?


But
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[cynthia the inocent]

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.
Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?


But
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It only counts as one when you marry your first cousin

 

[Migoz2]

It only counts as one when you marry your first cousin

And then there are the people who marry themselves....

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-42415394