Now This Just Isn't Funny

[sympazero2]

Lying bastards!
These ARE the droids I'm looking for!

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[Eulalia]

I’m thinking the diseases that people can and do get from such practices.

OTOH, I get off on pictures like this

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so I hesitate to diss others' fetishes.

I can't see any risk to health in that - just good clean physical exercise!

 

[sympazero2]

Could someone get me to a nunnery?

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[sympazero2]

Girl's got balls....



(I don't know why either...
Does it matter?
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[Apostate]

I can't see any risk to health in that - just good clean physical exercise!

Mind you, since I first saw the Damn Near Indestructible Mila writhing up a storm on Makar''s cross, I've wondered if Cross Dancing could ever be a competitive sport.

I mean, every muscle group is involved.

 

[foggybottom]

Mind you, since I first saw the Damn Near Indestructible Mila writhing up a storm on Makar''s cross, I've wondered if Cross Dancing could ever be a competitive sport.

I mean, every muscle group is involved.

Hmm, Mila, OK Gifs coming up.

 

[foggybottom]

I never cease to be amazed.

 

[Apostate]

I never cease to be amazed.

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That texting while driving qualifies one for a Darwin Award? And this amazes you?

 

[Apostate]

Hmm, Mila, OK Gifs coming up.

 

[foggybottom]

That texting while driving qualifies one for a Darwin Award? And this amazes you?

What I meant was that I never cease to be amazed at the stupidity of government agencies creating conflicting safety messages. The sign says "Don't text and drive" and then turns around and suggests you text them for more info and some moron will do that while driving. People are air headed on the road. Reminds me of the time my brother-in law got rear ended on a main road in town. The guy that hit him got out of the car and said "Hey man, I'm sorry I hit you, I was just trying to open my can of bean dip and didn't see you stop."

 

[phlebas]

Rugby World Cup joke

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[Rias]

Girl's got balls....

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(I don't know why either...
Does it matter?
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Agnieszka Radwańska our best polish tennis player now on retired also is catholic and many people ask in tv why she go make this phorographic session

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

many people ask in tv why she go make this phorographic session

$$$$$$$$$

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

$$$$$$$$$

or zł zł zł zł zł zł

 

[Rias]

or zł zł zł zł zł zł

 

[Loxuru]

Nun : "Mother superior, there has been a thief in my room, and he has taken me!"
Mother Superior : "Squeeze twenty lemons in a glass and drink it all out at once!"
Nun : "To wipe out the sin, Mother Superior?"
Mother Superior : "No to wipe that satisfied smile from your face!"

 

[Apostate]

Nun : "Mother superior, there has been a thief in my room, and he has taken me!"
Mother Superior : "Squeeze twenty lemons in a glass and drink it all out at once!"
Nun : "To wipe out the sin, Mother Superior?"
Mother Superior : "No to wipe that satisfied smile from your face!"

No thief he, but the archbishop!

 

[Eulalia]

What I meant was that I never cease to be amazed at the stupidity of government agencies creating conflicting safety messages. The sign says "Don't text and drive" and then turns around and suggests you text them for more info and some moron will do that while driving. People are air headed on the road. Reminds me of the time my brother-in law got rear ended on a main road in town. The guy that hit him got out of the car and said "Hey man, I'm sorry I hit you, I was just trying to open my can of bean dip and didn't see you stop."

Texting while driving kills -
but sex while driving thrills!

 

[Apostate]

Texting while driving kills -
but sex while driving thrills!

But don’t you know that coming and going don’t mix?!