foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Here's one for Praefectus, from an old Russian postcard. 
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Suggestibility
But it needed it.
But it needed it.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
I truly sympathize girl. I know you're not bad, you're just drawn that way!Paper Doll
You think it’s fun being a drawing?
In a minute he’ll pin me to the wall and whip me to shreds. Shreds!
(simulations my ass!)
Then he’ll crumple me up and toss me in the waste-basket!
Then tomorrow he’ll take one of a hundred other sketches from his desk,
and start the whole thing again. Fun and a half!
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sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Paper Doll
You think it’s fun being a drawing?
In a minute he’ll pin me to the wall and throw darts,
baseballs, old coffee cups, then he'll whip me to shreds. Shreds!
(simulations my ass!)
Then he’ll crumple me up and toss me in the waste-basket!
And tomorrow he’ll take one of a hundred other sketches from his desk,
and start the whole thing again. Fun and a half!
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(Somebody should show me how to bump!)
You think it’s fun being a drawing?
In a minute he’ll pin me to the wall and throw darts,
baseballs, old coffee cups, then he'll whip me to shreds. Shreds!
(simulations my ass!)
Then he’ll crumple me up and toss me in the waste-basket!
And tomorrow he’ll take one of a hundred other sketches from his desk,
and start the whole thing again. Fun and a half!
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(Somebody should show me how to bump!)
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foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Apparently in earlier days Russians took a dim view of female gossips, from another old Russian post card. 
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Gourmet
Rias
Neko Girl
kitty
connoisseurs
Senator
A lot depends on the right ingredients.
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Really poor choice for a logo.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Poor Choice? I don't know. It would draw me in.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A jewish mother's wedding invitation:
Arriving at the reception
P.S. I have no idea WHAT he sees in her
Arriving at the reception
P.S. I have no idea WHAT he sees in her
connoisseurs
Senator
Sometimes it is not enough to be subtly.
Sometimes it is even not enough to be direct.
Sometimes it is even not enough to be direct.
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
I posted this one a thousand years ago...
Still has legs, I hope:
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And then there was the story of Robin Hood on his deathbed;
he asked them to push his bed closer to the open window
and bring him his longbow and an arrow.
Drawing back the string he said:
“Wherever this arrow lands, there will you bury me…”
So they buried him on top of the wardrobe.Still has legs, I hope:
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And then there was the story of Robin Hood on his deathbed;
he asked them to push his bed closer to the open window
and bring him his longbow and an arrow.
Drawing back the string he said:
“Wherever this arrow lands, there will you bury me…”
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
But I cold put up with a lot!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A young man – we’ll call him Jon - received a parrot as a gift. The parrot
had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Jon tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to
"clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally Jon was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
Jon shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude. In
desperation, Jon threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then,
suddenly there was total quiet, not a peep was heard. Fearing that he had
hurt the parrot, Jon quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot meekly stepped out onto Jon's outstretched arm and said "I believe
I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely
remorseful for any inappropriate transgressions. I fully intend to do everything
I can do to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior".
Jon was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. He was about to ask the
parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, but the bird continued...
"May I ask...what the turkey did?"
had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Jon tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to
"clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally Jon was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
Jon shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude. In
desperation, Jon threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then,
suddenly there was total quiet, not a peep was heard. Fearing that he had
hurt the parrot, Jon quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot meekly stepped out onto Jon's outstretched arm and said "I believe
I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely
remorseful for any inappropriate transgressions. I fully intend to do everything
I can do to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior".
Jon was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. He was about to ask the
parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, but the bird continued...
"May I ask...what the turkey did?"
connoisseurs
Senator
Now, this one is at least equally old 
Father bull and son bull are walking through the countryside. When they cross a hill, son bull stops and hollers:"Look, Dad! A big herd of young cows! Let us run down and fuck one of them!"
Father bull shakes disappointed his head. "Son, you still have a lot to learn. We will not run down and fuck one of them. We will walk down and fuck them all!"
Father bull and son bull are walking through the countryside. When they cross a hill, son bull stops and hollers:"Look, Dad! A big herd of young cows! Let us run down and fuck one of them!"
Father bull shakes disappointed his head. "Son, you still have a lot to learn. We will not run down and fuck one of them. We will walk down and fuck them all!"
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Okaaay
