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Now wait a minute I'm a bit confused here. I'd always been told that the rear entry was the corn hole. :eek:

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She's just lubing it up!

Now here is an important instruction for all you cruxgirls, planning time away from the forum
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Words of Wet Wisdom

"Is it so nice as all that?" asked the Mole, shyly...
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"Nice? It's the only thing," said the Water Rat Solemnly,
"Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing -- absolutely nothing --
half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats
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Kenneth Grahame,
'The Wind in the Willows'
 
Let's get serious for a minute, guys. This stuff is important:

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and
your confidence after it.

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to
use your dough for it.

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any
subject under the sun, and those who don't need a subject.

And one for the Brits:

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.
 
Denny’s has a slogan,
"If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us."
If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!

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I only raise this because my plan for Thanksgiving is a dinner alone at Denny's
 
Once again Barb didn´t read the fine print...
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Maybe I should have gotten better information before agreeing to work this stand at the Carnival.
It seemed simple, give the reward to the one who managed to drop these cans with one ball.
Nobody had said it was my ass the reward ... !!!

That asshole sure is looking like a luscious and eager reward!
 
Ah, Showbiz!

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Unhappily exiting the production office, our hero was just told
he didn’t get the role of Rami Malek for the "Bohemian Rhapsody" sequel.
(Close but no cigar, as they say – despite best efforts
by his Girlfriend to 'persuade' the Exec Prod…)

Exit line:
“C’mon, Honey, it's their loss! Anyway I heard they’re casting a Mesut Özil biopic
over at Warners, and the casting director definitely owes me big time!"
 
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