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The march of progress?

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A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.

The social worker raised doubts about their suitability.

The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was
clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social worker then raised concerns about the education a child
would receive while in the couple's care.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the
usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."

Then the social worker expressed concern about a child being raised in
a circus environment

"Our nanny will be a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet."

The social worker was finally satisfied and asked, "What age of child
are you hoping to adopt ?"

"It doesn't really matter ... as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
 
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.

"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"

Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.

"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''

"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!

"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"


"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
 
A battalion of Paratroopers was stationed deep in the North African desert in WW2. The CO and Medical Officer decided to conduct an FFI inspection and had the whole battalion lined up naked on the sand. The Medic carried out his inspection and moved through the ranks while the CO would occasionally strike one of the men with his swagger stick and ask him "Did that hurt" the reply was always "No sir" and when asked why not each man would say "Because I`m a Para sir"

Eventually the CO saw a man with a prominent erection and struck the protruding penis with his cane "Did that hurt, soldier" "No,sir" came the answer.
"Why not" said the officer. "Because it belongs to the man behind sir"
 
Must be the same teacher who asked the class to name an animal. Things went very well until it was little Johnny's turn.
"Well Johnny, What animal are you going to say?"
"Please Miss - an average."
"But an average isn't an animal Johnny."
"Yes it is Miss. My Dad says he rides an average twice a week."
 
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