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Silent_Water

Magistrate
Concerning humour becoming sicker and sicker in Germany every day ...

There is a political satire party in Germany which really made it to gain one seat in the European Parliament some years ago: "Die Partei" (= "THE Party" !).
They are sometimes indeed serious in their work in this parliament, rather left-orientated and sometimes funny-cynical against some ideas of right-wing parties like the AfD, sometimes "really cruel" against neo-nazi-parties.
As you can imagine, the self-confidence of satirists who succeeded in establishing a successful party of political satirists in Germany is now almost boundless without limits.

I would not recommend to elect this party - because I am too serious for them - but they are really successful in the idealistic youth or within students and schoolkids by their funny slogans and their "lovely ideas" in posters, which sometimes surprisingly appear in streets or newspapers without having any election campaigns in Germany.

This is one of their latest posters:

"Hand in Hand against the Coronavirus - Join our human chain on the 30th of February! - Elect THE Party - Enthusiasm which will infect you !"

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It is also the only political party in Germany which is fast enough to print posters within one day against posters of other parties:

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But back to fun in times of corona:

If you are in a lock-down and missing the walks in the park with feeding the swans there:

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Or gambling with your last uninfected friends:

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sympazero2

Cruciformae Studiosus
7th in a Series of Classic Moments in Literary History.

"Wuthering Heights"
by Emily Brontë


'Cathy and Heathcliff race across the blighted moors
in their desperate search for some elusive toilet tissue…'
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Heathcliff thinks he has seen a sign there(!) up the road…
“Make haste, Cathy! Ere it is all sold! Run, Cathy, run!!”
Cathy runs...

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GoatJr

Governor
39 Little Things Most Girls Secretly Do When They're Naked
Pushing out your belly to see what you'd look like pregnant.
Posted on June 20, 2017, at 11:49 a.m.
Becky Barnicoat
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1. Dance to Destiny’s Child in the mirror to see how good your moves are.

2. Pretend to be a stripper in the mirror just to see if you could pull it off.
3. Lie on the ground and stretch your legs in a sort of naked DIY yoga.

4. Check to see if your tampon string is showing.
5. Investigate the size of your fanny.
6. Wonder if it is a normal size.
7. Get a mirror so you can have a proper look at all the flaps and inner workings.
8. Feel vaguely horrified.
9. Feel horrified you were horrified.

10. Think to yourself, All vaginas are beautiful, even if secretly you’re not sure they are.


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11. Push your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is.

12. Push your boobs up so they look like you’re in Pride and Prejudice.
13. Let them flop down again and wonder if they have sagged a lot since last year.
14. Remember this is the best they will ever look for the rest of your life.
15. Feel anxious about aging.
16. Watch in amusement at what your nipples do when you go from warm to cold.
17. Try to get the nipples into their warm state again, but fail.
18. Investigate your belly button for fluff and other mysteries.
19. Clean out your belly button.
20. Check to see if you have any stray pubes roaming up your belly.
21. Pull out the marauding pubes.
22. Or leave them if you like 'em.


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23. Stand in the mirror side-on and push out your belly so you can see what you’d look like pregnant.
24. Try to hold in your belly as much as you can to see if you can make it completely flat.
25. Let it all hang out again and realise you’re just not a flat-bellied girl and never will be.
26. Stand side-on and see if you have a perky bum.
27. Wonder if your bum is sagging.
28. Decide you don’t give a shit.
29. Put on a full face of drag queen-level makeup and strut a pretend runway towards the mirror to see if you’re as good as the queens on Drag Race.
30. Realise you aren’t as good as the queens on Drag Race.


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31. Use a vibrator.
32. Use something as a vibrator that wasn’t intended for that purpose but still works very well.
33. Sit on the floor and contemplate your entire life for 10 minutes.
34. Check out how hairy your bikini line is.
35. Lie for hours on your bed, neck-deep in your ex’s Instagram feed.
36. Take an ugly selfie.
37. Sit down and see how many belly rolls you have.
38. Pluck your toe hair.
39. Look in the mirror and think, I like me. (If you don’t do this last one, you should
 

sympazero2

Cruciformae Studiosus
8th in a Series of Classic Moments in Literary History.

"Ill Met by Moonlight"

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A novel by
W. Stanley Moss

The film version (by Powell/Pressburger)
is currently available on Youtube.

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I never promised entertainment;
let's settle for a little education.
 
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phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
What!?!? Australia's gonna run outta beer !?!? Say it's not so Phlebas !!

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...n-out-if-not-classified-as-essential-to-life/
I can't see it happening,it would cause considerable distress, and I understand that bottle shops will remain open even if we move to a higher level of lockdown. I was in one yesterday stocking up and there was plenty of beer, though some items were more scarce than usual. Some brewers may convert to making disinfectants for the short term.

As the famous song says:

But there's nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear
Than to stand in a bar, of a pub with no beer

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Here's a different take on a fantasy adventure

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