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These seem very apt for the era we live in

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I have a friend who has a very unusual occupation.
He makes Scarecrows.
He's successful and proud and deservedly so.
His Scarecrows are the best, most effective in the world.
How effective are they?
When you plant one in the middle of a field,
the crows take one look and bring back
the corn they stole last year.
 
A weekend in the life of a squirrel (Part I)

The squirrel wakes up. It's a nice day. He goes skateboarding

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and then water skiing

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Then it's time for some medieval historical reenactment

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which he enjoys so much he has to do some more

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Next, he takes his teddy bear collection out for some fresh air

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Then it's time for the squirrel to visit his aged relative and take her for a walk

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A weekend in the life of a squirrel (Part II)

But then it's time for some real squirrelly fun.

The squirrel likes to earn a little extra cash by playing piano in a bar

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And singing

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He is also a pool hall hustler

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He spends all the money on drink

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And he sends ill-advised texts when drunk (don't we all?)

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When he gets home, he doesn't feel too good

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And the next day he is ..... fragile

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But he will be repeating this all next weekend!
 
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