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Now This Just Isn't Funny
- Thread starter admihoek
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Maybe the bridegroom? I'm sure Arkansas has no problem with same-sex marriage
Arkansas is redder than red
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Unfortunate Phlebas... one really must take more care
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It reminds Pp that thousands were giggling away after noticing the unfortunate shape of Channel 10's news reader Natarsha Belling's neckline.
One wag suggested it was a ballsy thing to wear.
Do we see what is there? Or what we want to see?
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Of course, we've known it all along
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38650436
The real threat to global critical infrastructure is not enemy states or organisations but squirrels
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38650436
The real threat to global critical infrastructure is not enemy states or organisations but squirrels
You mean....Of course, we've known it all along
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38650436
The real threat to global critical infrastructure is not enemy states or organisations but squirrels
Barb wasn't responsible for the great crash of 2013, after all?
Wow! IKEA has been around a lot longer than I thought.
KvK
Tribune
A hot woman in her twenties was bound naked to a Saint Andrew's cross for 48 hours for unpaid parking tickets, in front of a crowd, humiliation being part of her sentencing.
Suddenly, she began hoarsely stage-whispering to the guards.
"Please, you gotta let me down for a bit!"
"Sorry ma'am, the warrant says 48 hours, so 48 hours it's gonna be."
"No! You don't understand...I have to go potty real bad."
The guards looked at her for a moment...then burst out laughing, something the crowd noticed. When one of the guards could speak again, he told an inquiring crowd member what the crucified woman had just told him. Soon the whole crowd was roaring with laughter.
Tears flowed down the poor crucified woman's cheeks as ka-ka of various forms and formats poured out from her asshole for all the crowd to see.
Suddenly, she began hoarsely stage-whispering to the guards.
"Please, you gotta let me down for a bit!"
"Sorry ma'am, the warrant says 48 hours, so 48 hours it's gonna be."
"No! You don't understand...I have to go potty real bad."
The guards looked at her for a moment...then burst out laughing, something the crowd noticed. When one of the guards could speak again, he told an inquiring crowd member what the crucified woman had just told him. Soon the whole crowd was roaring with laughter.
Tears flowed down the poor crucified woman's cheeks as ka-ka of various forms and formats poured out from her asshole for all the crowd to see.
messaline
Crucified Amazon
You mean....
Barb wasn't responsible for the great crash of 2013, after all?
Yes, of course, it was
rb1956
Lone Wolf
that is food for thought...a real good one.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Another of the kind:
A man meets a woman. They go to her place and they have sex.
Next to her bed, on the nightstand, there is a picture of a man.
All the time while they have sex, the man wonders whom that could be. Is that a husband or a boyfriend, who could drop in unexpectedly, while he and the woman are in bed?
At the end he asks her who the man on the picture is.
"Oh", she says, "don't worry! That was me before the operation."
A man meets a woman. They go to her place and they have sex.
Next to her bed, on the nightstand, there is a picture of a man.
All the time while they have sex, the man wonders whom that could be. Is that a husband or a boyfriend, who could drop in unexpectedly, while he and the woman are in bed?
At the end he asks her who the man on the picture is.
"Oh", she says, "don't worry! That was me before the operation."
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary
in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.......
in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.......
rb1956
Lone Wolf
that is a good one....i like it very much.