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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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she's not allowed to watch the film,
she hasn't paid for her ticket
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Praefectus Praetorio
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How you know you've been overusing your "little friend."
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What grown up slave girl do we know who likes to lie in the mud?Never underestimate kids!
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Some people refuse to grow up
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Praefectus Praetorio
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It appears that men are not the only ones interested in women's breasts
seriously, they're doing just what I'd expect them to do - especially the baby monkeys
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Senator
Since I saw this interactive exhibition, I am more interested in art...
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'Nough said. (except by one very hot complainer).
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Obviously,Bettie Page's idea of a 'Vajazzle' was a bit extreme....
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old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
A Boeing 777 wide-body airliner was lumbering along at 800 km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-17 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.
The F-17 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio (that is part of his state of the art 3-D & million dollar headset), the F-17 youngster told the 777 pilot, “Hey Captain, watch this!”
He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable vertical climb.
He then finished as the F17 screamed down at impossible G’s before levelling off at almost sea level.
The F-17 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that!
The 777 pilot said, “That was truly impressive, but watch this!”
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800 km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”
Puzzled, the cocky F-17 pilot asked, “What did you do?”
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the can to take a whiz, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel with the new young flight attendant, paid for by the company."
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At his time of life, this old fart knows which plane he would rather fly.
The F-17 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio (that is part of his state of the art 3-D & million dollar headset), the F-17 youngster told the 777 pilot, “Hey Captain, watch this!”
He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable vertical climb.
He then finished as the F17 screamed down at impossible G’s before levelling off at almost sea level.
The F-17 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that!
The 777 pilot said, “That was truly impressive, but watch this!”
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800 km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”
Puzzled, the cocky F-17 pilot asked, “What did you do?”
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the can to take a whiz, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel with the new young flight attendant, paid for by the company."
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At his time of life, this old fart knows which plane he would rather fly.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Great Expressions from Invention World
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
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Crux-Emperor Baracus X
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Praefectus Praetorio
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Nerd Pick up Line
But can you install a hard drive with plenty of RAM?
Praefectus Praetorio
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Unfortunately, at my age, I mostly have trouble trying to insert floppy disks.But can you install a hard drive with plenty of RAM?
We never admit to 'floppy dicks'!!! Shame on you, PrPr!!!Unfortunately, at my age, I mostly remember trying to insert floppy disks.