Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Apostate]

On the same theme, the genie tells the man that he can grant him anything he wishes with the caveat that his worst enemy will receive double. The man thinks, then makes his first wish, to own a paradise island populated by nubile young ladies, the second to become a multi-millionaire. What about your third wish says the genie. That`s easy, i`d like one testicle removed please.

A Russian version I heard had the man say "Put out one of my eyes."

 

[Migoz2]

I just love Annis and his kind of humor

Is it bad that I read the first three words of the caption for the first picture as "Bad news, Barb"?

 

[Apostate]

Is it bad that I read the first three words of the caption for the first picture as "Bad news, Barb"?

Beats me. Ask her.

 

[Eulalia]

Beats me. Ask her.

No, ask you, beat her.

 

[sympazero2]

...And he even made me pay for the cab!​

 

[sympazero2]

I would guess the one thing she's not looking for is...
a laundromat.


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[Barbaria1]

Is it bad that I read the first three words of the caption for the first picture as "Bad news, Barb"?

Means I’m getting to you

 

[Migoz2]

Means I’m getting to you

That thought had occured to me, too.........!

 

[twonines]

No, ask you, beat her.

Not very kind, but extremely droll!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you first love someone?
That's your common sense leaving your body.
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[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

There's a recurring theme going on,here....

 

[sympazero2]

Advice to the Ladies...
When confronted by an unwelcome flasher;
(This works almost 100% of the time):


“Ooh, look! Just like a penis, only smaller.”
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[connoisseurs]

There are no closed doors for RR! He gets pics from every event! Sometimes even a selfie.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Wisdom to get you through the holiday season.

 

[connoisseurs]

Wisdom to get you through the holiday season.
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Then maybe this is the menu of the restaurant you are dinning?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Then maybe this is the menu of the restaurant you are dinning?
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Friday evenings after work, I used to marinate some ice cubes in a glass of Bourbon.

 

[phlebas]

Advice to the Ladies...
When confronted by an unwelcome flasher;
(This works almost 100% of the time):

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“Ooh, look! Just like a penis, only smaller.”
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Actually, I think she likes what she sees

 

[connoisseurs]

This is a information I wish to have had 30 years ago.

 

[connoisseurs]

A pic from my youth

 

[whipmaster2]

There's a recurring theme going on,here....
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the graveyard story!