Nude Out Of Place

[Apostate]

Young nudist girl by the lake 2

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I would love to see this young nudist naked on a cross.

 

[Jollyrei]

So I looked up Louis XI, saw the link to his dad Charles VII, and from there came upon a portrait of his mistress, Agnès Sorel, la Dame de beauté, depicted as the Virgin Mary, or "Our Lady of the Foldout."

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His mistress was a perpetual virgin? Nice trick.

 

[Apostate]

His mistress was a perpetual virgin? Nice trick.

Indeed. At least four immaculate conceptions were involved.

Agnès Sorel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[thehangingtree]

Indeed. At least four immaculate conceptions were involved.

Agnès Sorel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

This is wasting the use of my dick...

 

[Apostate]

This is wasting the use of my dick...

Now you know how Joseph felt.

But a more important question is, does that last sentence count as sacrilege?

 

[thehangingtree]

Now you know how Joseph felt.

But a more important question is, does that last sentence count as sacrilege?

Nope. Even the prayer "Hail Mary" doesn't mention the virgin birth or the immaculate conception!

 

[Apostate]

Nope. Even the prayer "Hail Mary" doesn't mention the virgin birth or the immaculate conception!

True. "The Immaculate Conception" is a 19th century addition to Catholic dogma.

 

[connoisseurs]

True. "The Immaculate Conception" is a 19th century addition to Catholic dogma.

And not the best one

 

[Apostate]

And not the best one

I was taught it starting in grade school

Immaculate Conception - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

and to put it politely it’s a prime example of the "How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of Pin" school of theology.

Impolitely, "Mental Masturbation."

 

[Apostate]

It also seems that Rule 34 also can involve full blown blasphemy.

The first pic below is titled "The Ecstasy of the Virgin Mary." The second . . . rather speaks for itself.

 

[Jollyrei]

I was taught it starting in grade school

Immaculate Conception - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

and to put it politely it’s a prime example of the "How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of Pin" school of theology.

Impolitely, "Mental Masturbation."

It also seems that Rule 34 also can involve full blown blasphemy.

The first pic below is titled "The Ecstasy of the Virgin Mary." The second . . . rather speaks for itself.

I sing in a chamber choir at our local Catholic cathedral - the Monseigneur likes Renaissance music. Some of the sermons at Mass tend to be a bit weird, theologically speaking (I was not raised Catholic), especially when they rattle on about the blessed "ever virgin". One of the clergy was very eloquent in describing how fortunate and blessed Mary must have felt, giving birth purely without ever losing her virginity, and then having a nice chaste spouse like Joseph. My thought was (besides "what a load of old rubbish"), "poor Mary - all the problems with pregnancy and childbirth, without any of the nice fun bits". And then, after Jesus is born and she's all married to Joseph, this guy is going on about how great chastity is, so she doesn't even get a bang after childbirth. I didn't quite see where the whole blessing thing came in.

And clearly, with all these priests getting caught molesting people, or breaking their vows by having girlfriends, they don't really see the blessing in celibacy either.

 

[Apostate]

I sing in a chamber choir at our local Catholic cathedral - the Monseigneur likes Renaissance music. Some of the sermons at Mass tend to be a bit weird, theologically speaking (I was not raised Catholic), especially when they rattle on about the blessed "ever virgin". One of the clergy was very eloquent in describing how fortunate and blessed Mary must have felt, giving birth purely without ever losing her virginity, and then having a nice chaste spouse like Joseph. My thought was (besides "what a load of old rubbish"), "poor Mary - all the problems with pregnancy and childbirth, without any of the nice fun bits". And then, after Jesus is born and she's all married to Joseph, this guy is going on about how great chastity is, so she doesn't even get a bang after childbirth. I didn't quite see where the whole blessing thing came in.

And clearly, with all these priests getting caught molesting people, or breaking their vows by having girlfriends, they don't really see the blessing in celibacy either.

I disagree on one point. It’s not a load of rubbish, but rather a steaming pile of deep and malodorous bullshit. Other than that, you’re spot on.

The concept of sex as inherently sinful is completely fucked, and not in a fun way.

 

[RacingRodent]

I sing in a chamber choir at our local Catholic cathedral - the Monseigneur likes Renaissance music. Some of the sermons at Mass tend to be a bit weird, theologically speaking (I was not raised Catholic), especially when they rattle on about the blessed "ever virgin". One of the clergy was very eloquent in describing how fortunate and blessed Mary must have felt, giving birth purely without ever losing her virginity, and then having a nice chaste spouse like Joseph. My thought was (besides "what a load of old rubbish"), "poor Mary - all the problems with pregnancy and childbirth, without any of the nice fun bits". And then, after Jesus is born and she's all married to Joseph, this guy is going on about how great chastity is, so she doesn't even get a bang after childbirth. I didn't quite see where the whole blessing thing came in.

er Mark 3:31-35 31Then Jesus' mother and brothers arrived. Standing outside, they sent someone in to call him. 32A crowd was sitting around him, and they told him, "Your mother and brothers are outside looking for you." 33"Who are my mother and my brothers?" he asked. 34Then he looked at those seated in a circle around him and said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! 35Whoever does God's will is my brother and sister and mother.

I disagree on one point. It’s not a load of rubbish, but rather a steaming pile of deep and malodorous bullshit. Other than that, you’re spot on.

The concept of sex as inherently sinful is completely fucked, and not in a fun way.

So it would seem the Bible is clear on Mary staying a Virgin as BS

 

[Jollyrei]

I disagree on one point. It’s not a load of rubbish, but rather a steaming pile of deep and malodorous bullshit.

I stand corrected.

 

[Apostate]

er Mark 3:31-35 31Then Jesus' mother and brothers arrived. Standing outside, they sent someone in to call him. 32A crowd was sitting around him, and they told him, "Your mother and brothers are outside looking for you." 33"Who are my mother and my brothers?" he asked. 34Then he looked at those seated in a circle around him and said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! 35Whoever does God's will is my brother and sister and mother.



So it would seem the Bible is clear on Mary staying a Virgin as BS

I recall a priest, and not a creepy one, explaining that the men with Mary weren’t his brothers, but first cousins. Or something. One more patty on the pile.

 

[connoisseurs]

I sing in a chamber choir at our local Catholic cathedral - the Monseigneur likes Renaissance music. Some of the sermons at Mass tend to be a bit weird, theologically speaking (I was not raised Catholic), especially when they rattle on about the blessed "ever virgin". One of the clergy was very eloquent in describing how fortunate and blessed Mary must have felt, giving birth purely without ever losing her virginity, and then having a nice chaste spouse like Joseph. My thought was (besides "what a load of old rubbish"), "poor Mary - all the problems with pregnancy and childbirth, without any of the nice fun bits". And then, after Jesus is born and she's all married to Joseph, this guy is going on about how great chastity is, so she doesn't even get a bang after childbirth. I didn't quite see where the whole blessing thing came in.

And clearly, with all these priests getting caught molesting people, or breaking their vows by having girlfriends, they don't really see the blessing in celibacy either.

 

[RacingRodent]

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I think there is meant to be an insult in there somewhere but I fail to see why he is prejudiced against chimpanzees and also reminds us we are not that far genetically from dinosaurs which has to be awesome

 

[Apostate]

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You guys realize this thread has veered into theology.

Rule 34 to the rescue.

 

[Loxuru]

I think there is meant to be an insult in there somewhere but I fail to see why he is prejudiced against chimpanzees and also reminds us we are not that far genetically from dinosaurs which has to be awesome

And before chimpansees, the previous evolutionary split-off of our ancestory line was from rabbits and rodents!

 

[Apostate]

And the Mexican edition of Playboy had to issue an apology for this cover.